O/T: Caption Contest

[US Seagull]

Any suggestions?

 

[Biscuit]

..wow a poll I like the look of!

 

[US Seagull]

How about:

I wonder if I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue?

or:

Now I know why they call it a monkey wrench

 

[Kryten]

So it's true!! Hitting yourself over the head with a poll does hurt!!!

 

[dougdeep]

Socket and see? It tastes terrible!

 

[John Dorian]

mmmm tastes like last nights dinner ....

 

[Spicy2]

"Don't you think I look intelligent in these glasses?"

 

[Beach Hut]

"First sighting of a weapon of mass destruction"

 

[Spicy2]

Ok, Kerry, I'm ready for you. Roll on November!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

'if this dont make saddam talk then i dont know what will'

ok that was awful

 

[Spicy2]

Mine are awful but that's half the fun.


"Are you sure I have to stand like this until November?"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

'bush took the comment 'you have to take a firmer grip on the election poles' to seriously'

 

[The Large One]

Is this a, er, dagger I see before me? Say, what is this thing, Jed?

 

[US Seagull]

How do I turn this lightsaber on Darth Cheney?