'NSK Lewis Dunk song'

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If you have to end up discussing and dissecting the song, it's patently failed.

 

[Geestar]

So by that logic there was only silence and no atmosphere before these NSK twonks rolled up?

Would never say its been raucous before and yesterday was silent apart from the NSK.

All I am saying is you can't blame the only group singing for the lack of atmosphere.

 

[Postman Pat]

Yes!

****ing hell, all of those are equally bad.

 

[Gazwag]

Does it really matter whether a song is rubbish or not, some fans are just pathetic critising their fellow fans with everything they do, we need more noise, as requested by the chairman and what do we get, whine whine whine cry cry cry its like a primary school playground.

 

[OSRGull]

Does it really matter whether a song is rubbish or not, some fans are just pathetic critising their fellow fans with everything they do, we need more noise, as requested by the chairman and what do we get, whine whine whine cry cry cry its like a primary school playground.

When you say 'Dunk' like it's two syllables then it's just shit.

 

[MissGull]

It sounded really awful yesterday, and half hearted.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

It really is poor....we really have no idea just a load of 16yr old oiks making up crap songs!

I guess because if they didn't, then there wouldn't be any new songs (or probably any singing) at all.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Click here: Scotland's big song

Can you imagine the reaction if we started singing this? Fair play to the Jocks, it sounds great.

 

[Seagull97]

It really is poor....we really have no idea just a load of 16yr old oiks making up crap songs!

What's wrong with being sixteen? Ohh they wernt even at the goldstone, grow up. *rant*

 

[Cheshire Cat]

It doesn't matter how old you are, but all the suggested songs on here have always been terrible - they don't rhyme, don't scan, and don't fit the tunes (such as the tunes actually exists). And that is without discussing the actual quality of the singing.

PS. I have always quite liked "We're shit and we know we are" (repeat to end). It's short, concise, to the point, and currently accurate.

PPS To use the line "he'll f**k you up" or similar may be unhelpful given recent legal history.

 

[Horses Arse]

Does it really matter whether a song is rubbish or not, some fans are just pathetic critising their fellow fans with everything they do, we need more noise, as requested by the chairman and what do we get, whine whine whine cry cry cry its like a primary school playground.

Treat people as children and that is what you get. The club has chosen the route it wants to take and this has an impact on the atmosphere. Simple.

Allow a football crowd to behave like a modern day non violent football crowd and you'll get an atmosphere.

Make a football crowd behave as If they're at the theatre and you won't (until the baddy enters stage left).

Watch every other game on TV highlights and see how many are forced to sit. How many other fans are marginalised and brow beaten like we are?

Bloom and Barber need to decide what they want and act accordingly. They need to stop the contradictory statements/actions

 

[bhanutz]

What's wrong with being sixteen? Ohh they wernt even at the goldstone, grow up. *rant*

Just an observation I made as a few of these got off the train at Brentford, started trying to sing one of those crappy european songs....Like the ones that Palace sing...then sheepishly started looking round for their leader...Whoever that may be!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

To the tune off "Man from Argentina"

Who's the number 5 for Brighton and Hove Albion,
Who's the number 5 we want to score,
Lewis Dunk wears the shirt and he gets stuck in where it hurts,
And will not mention Upson anymore.
Try this? Mess around with it? Can even be used for other players...e.g GG Change some words? Change all the words?? [emoji2]

This is why you shouldn't post when pissed

 

[ajwseagull]

To the tune of Yankee doodle

Who put the ball in the pikeys net
Gordon Gordon Greer,
Gordon Gordon Greeeer
Gordon Gordon Greeeer,
Who put the ball in the pikeys net
Gordon Gordon Greer'

Can also be used for Lewis Dunk but I thought Greer sounded better and goes with the goals he's scored against the opposition!

 

[Whitechapel]

To the tune of Yankee doodle

Who put the ball in the pikeys net
Gordon Gordon Greer,
Gordon Gordon Greeeer
Gordon Gordon Greeeer,
Who put the ball in the pikeys net
Gordon Gordon Greer'

Can also be used for Lewis Dunk but I thought Greer sounded better and goes with the goals he's scored against the opposition!

I may be confused here, but when did Greer score against Palace? I assume that's who you meant by "Pikeys".