NSFG - Saving a 44ft beached whale

[Seagull kimchi]

but his arms got too stiff so he rolled up a spliff,
kissed whaley bye bye and said f*** it...!!

High times!!
Very good.

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who hydrated a whale with a bucket.......

but his arms got too stiff so he rolled up a spliff,
kissed whaley bye bye and said f*** it...!!

Very good. 8.5 / 10