As nominated by NSC, here are the first four of our favourite cock-juggling thunderc*nts from this year. Two with the most votes will progress to round two.
Group A
Russell Brand
The voice of the people to some, an irritating bellend to others. With another shot parted at Murdoch this weekend, this time comparing him to Hitler, the question now surely is, does anybody really care what Russell Brand thinks about anything?
Stuart Hall
The first of two convicted paedophiles in the first round draw, Hall is definitely a c@nt, but is the somewhat jovial term of cock-juggling thunderc*nt appropriate to bestow upon such a disgrace of a person? On your judgment be it.
Sepp Blatter
One of the most experienced CJTC's in the game, Blatter (allegedly) continued to attempt to destroy football for the monetary gain of himself and his chums in 2013, and after hinting at another term in office it looks as if this utter cock is not ready to stop just yet.
Jason Kitcat
As an outsider I know little about this guy, but residents of B&H will need no introducing. Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat ruffled a few feathers in the nomination round, but with such a delicious chocolatey-biscuity-sounding surname, votes may well swing elsewhere (there may be a joke about the Green Party's current situation in there, I'm not sure).
Stay tuned for tomorrow's edition, where the somewhat contentious Sunderland 'Head Coach' Gus Poyet takes on Radio One knobjockey Nick Grimshaw, X Factor douchebag Sam Callahan and NSC's very own Beach Hut for a place in the final 16.
Group A
Russell Brand
The voice of the people to some, an irritating bellend to others. With another shot parted at Murdoch this weekend, this time comparing him to Hitler, the question now surely is, does anybody really care what Russell Brand thinks about anything?
Stuart Hall
The first of two convicted paedophiles in the first round draw, Hall is definitely a c@nt, but is the somewhat jovial term of cock-juggling thunderc*nt appropriate to bestow upon such a disgrace of a person? On your judgment be it.
Sepp Blatter
One of the most experienced CJTC's in the game, Blatter (allegedly) continued to attempt to destroy football for the monetary gain of himself and his chums in 2013, and after hinting at another term in office it looks as if this utter cock is not ready to stop just yet.
Jason Kitcat
As an outsider I know little about this guy, but residents of B&H will need no introducing. Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat ruffled a few feathers in the nomination round, but with such a delicious chocolatey-biscuity-sounding surname, votes may well swing elsewhere (there may be a joke about the Green Party's current situation in there, I'm not sure).
Stay tuned for tomorrow's edition, where the somewhat contentious Sunderland 'Head Coach' Gus Poyet takes on Radio One knobjockey Nick Grimshaw, X Factor douchebag Sam Callahan and NSC's very own Beach Hut for a place in the final 16.
