NSC v Crocs football match - Official Thread

[Kinky Gerbil]

Tonight is the night!

Squad line up anyone?

Still think NSC team should be renamed stingrays

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Crocs:

Tommy Boy
Scotty M
Me
Scissorhands
John Boy
Les Biehn
Damanclay
Fatboy

NSC:

AlexFrutos
Kev
Mierosoft
Cereal Killer
Pishhead
Barrel of Fun
Kinky Gerbils
Stevie_Boy
Seagull Jaz (possibly)


Probably forgotten a couple, but what the hell.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Referee - B. Ticehurst?

For the Crocs, a nearly full squad to select from. Scotty faces a late fitness test on an ankle injury picked up on Hassocks duty on Monday, but is expected to start between the sticks. John Boy looks set to keep the shirt after a stirling display in the last outing, being joined at the back by Tommy Boy, taking on his new sweeper role, with Les completing the back 3. In midfield, Withdean Wanderer is recalled to the side after being dropped for the last outing, and goalscoring hero Scissorhands has another chance to impress on his home debut. With Fatboy lining up just behind the imposing targetman figure of Damanclay, the Crocs, despite the obvious blows of losing both Sir Danny Cullip and Fragmented Badger, look stronger than ever and will no doubt be overwhelming favourites to maintain their 100% start to the season

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

bob has a bad back


tommy boy has had an unconventional warm up today, consisting of THREE wanks

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

bob has a bad back


tommy boy has had an unconventional warm up today, consisting of THREE wanks

Just been to gym to perv on men as a warm up.

I love Dark men lifting large weghts.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Bad news as Damanclay has picked up a slight knee injury, After discussion with the physio it has been decided he CAN play as long as the knee is strapped sufficently.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les is f***ing bored at work and it thinking of taking a picture of his cock and sending it to everyone whose number he has who is involved in the game. This actually has no baring on the game itself.

 

[Race]

Bad news as Damanclay has picked up a slight knee injury, After discussion with the physio it has been decided he CAN play as long as the knee is strapped sufficently.

Bloodyhell, it will have be some LONG strapping to go round your lanky leg!

 

[fatboy]

I have had two wanks.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Bloodyhell, it will have be some LONG strapping to go round your lanky leg!

I do have some very long strapping for the ocassion!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I have had two wanks.

you not at work

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Where are you playing, what time you kicking off,what are you wearing ?
I'm not comming just want to know what time I should start fantacising.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I reckon we should play battle without honour as the teams come out, just like Cardiff but BETTER

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Where are you playing, what time you kicking off,what are you wearing ?
I'm not comming just want to know what time I should start fantacising.

6.30 meet, 7pm start at Waterhall - Crocs in all yellow, NSC in the stripes...


I hope to have the Doug Loft role - have a blinding game and be slated for it, or have a shit game and be slated for it!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think we should have "it's raining men" as we come out


remember that we're having a minutes silence

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i think we should have "it's raining men" as we come out


remember that we're having a minutes silence

I reckon 2, one for irwin and he other for the bummer that died in barrymores pool

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f*** playing football

lets just have 60 seperate minutes silences

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

f*** playing football

lets just have 60 seperate minutes silences

I reckon one for decent football at withdean

 

[Scotty Mac]

i have only thrown one out today, but dont want to tire before the game

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i have only thrown one out today, but dont want to tire before the game

Dont worry ill mark you extra close