NSC kickabout Friday 8pm Downlands School, Hassocks

[Da Man Clay]

No offence Chris, but he could probably afford to!

To be fair though because of it I got 4 free headers, one hit the bar, one was cleared off the line and one went over by about 8 inches. I probably shouldn't be given 6 or 7 yards free space to run into from a corner!

 

[fatboy]

Your right winger kept having a go at rumble, asking him why he was so far up the pitch when he was supposed to be a fullback.

I think that was probably a joke.

Those of you who haven't played us before will be unaware that Rich can start an argument in an empty room and if he can't find an oppenent to moan at he will moan at one of his own players.

However, if he had not kept us entertained we would all have gone to sleep and probably lost.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I thought Rumble looked like a MARAUDING full-back.

 

[fatboy]

To be fair though because of it I got 4 free headers, one hit the bar, one was cleared off the line and one went over by about 8 inches. I probably shouldn't be given 6 or 7 yards free space to run into from a corner!

I don't think we had anyone above six foot tall and you are six foot six at least.

Had we thought you were going to score we would probably have got someone to pull your shorts down or something.

Good penalty though.

 

[Les Biehn]

I think that was probably a joke.

Those of you who haven't played us before will be unaware that Rich can start an argument in an empty room and if he can't find an oppenent to moan at he will moan at one of his own players.

However, if he had not kept us entertained we would all have gone to sleep and probably lost.

Which Rich? Or is that the collective term?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Are you boys STILL talking about Saturday?

 

[Les Biehn]

I don't think we had anyone above six foot tall and you are six foot six at least.

Had we thought you were going to score we would probably have got someone to pull your shorts down or something.

Good penalty though.

You can't tell me that the skinhead rich is under 6 foot.

 

[Les Biehn]

Are you boys STILL talking about Saturday?

Oui oui. Of course.

 

[Da Man Clay]

I don't think we had anyone above six foot tall and you are six foot six at least.

Had we thought you were going to score we would probably have got someone to pull your shorts down or something.

Good penalty though.

Wasn't a bad effort, right in the corner. (Big) Rich has to be 6 foot 1 or 2, and is bloody good in the air.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Good penalty though.

Even if I didn't actually foul him until he was on the floor outside the box...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Oui oui. Of course.

Surely I'm the person with most objective authority on this, considering I was watching the whole game and saw everything.

 

[fatboy]

Even if I didn't actually foul him until he was on the floor outside the box...

True.

But other than that the referee had a good game.

I was a bit worried at first when he turned up in full kit and starting doing exercises to warm up his pointing hand.

 

[Les Biehn]

Surely I'm the person with most objective authority on this, considering I was watching the whole game and saw everything.

You made it quite clear after the game that you hadn't been paying attention.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Even if I didn't actually foul him until he was on the floor outside the box...

Must admit from defence I thought it was outside the box, however it was explained the original foul was inside the box and then he was fouled again outside. I would have bent the free kick in anyway.

 

[Clothes Peg]

You made it quite clear after the game that you hadn't been paying attention.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Actually, not knowing the final score was a bit of a giveaway. I did, however, see some blokey shouting a lot. And I saw the number 1 fall off Brett's shirt. And I got blinded by BoF's boots. I think I saw the important bits.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To be fair though because of it I got 4 free headers, one hit the bar, one was cleared off the line and one went over by about 8 inches. I probably shouldn't be given 6 or 7 yards free space to run into from a corner!

Relax big man. I'm only joking!

 

[Les Biehn]

Even if I didn't actually foul him until he was on the floor outside the box...

The initial push was right on the egde, it was difficult to make out whether it was a pen or not.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Surely I'm the person with most objective authority..

*cough* Are you not a girl, though?

 

[Clothes Peg]

*cough* Are you not a girl, though?

Yeah, I am. Do you have a problem with that? Does it affect my ability to be objective on situations?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Relax big man. I'm only joking!

I know mate, had it been in normal play he could have afforded to give me about 15 yards instead of 6 or 7!