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NSC betting game: Southampton (h);02/01/12: W / L / D







skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Are you trying to upset the scum El Pres. Portsmouth are skates.

Pompey skate
Nickname given to Portsmouth fans by rival Southampton fans.

Originates from the fact that, because Portsmouth is both a naval base and a fishing port, there are large numbers of horny sailors and fish (with large mouths) such as the common skate in Portsmouth, and on lonely nights at sea, the sailors would use the skate's mouth to..... yeah.
Southampton fan: I hate that Pompey skate
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,078
Living In a Box
Will run out of the vcash thingy soon
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
I'm waiting for one last massive hooray.

Can we have half time full time odds on this one, please.
 




Bean

Registered User
Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove
I thought we were playing southampton?
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,988
Are you trying to upset the scum El Pres. Portsmouth are skates.

Pompey skate
Nickname given to Portsmouth fans by rival Southampton fans.

Originates from the fact that, because Portsmouth is both a naval base and a fishing port, there are large numbers of horny sailors and fish (with large mouths) such as the common skate in Portsmouth, and on lonely nights at sea, the sailors would use the skate's mouth to..... yeah.
Southampton fan: I hate that Pompey skate

You are on the right track but travelling in the wrong direction. Skate feed on crabs and shellfish among other things and as such have the dentition of a rasp. No way would you put the Moisture Missile of Desire in there. However, female Skate have an opening not dissimilar to a vagina and is this that they would have been accused of planting.
 




Adam_Banana20

New member
Nov 14, 2011
124
We play like Dagenham and Redbridge.
 
















Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Surprised how quick v-cash updates.Not as surprised as 3 - 0 though!!!!
 








Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Hands up all of us that went all in on the Albion :clap:
 


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