NSC Albion V Wycombe.

[fatboy]

Sorry I copied the list over from the other thread which you weren't on as you only said you'd play today!

You may notice I have copied you in on all the relevant emails!

 

[fatboy]

I'm now not playing.

I will shout at you all from the touchline Dave the Gaffer style.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fatboy you CHISLA, lend me your SHINPADS.

 

[BrightonBird]

I'll also be there as getting a lift with 4 people who are all playing.

I will wear my COOL hat and cheer you on.

 

[fatboy]

Fatboy you CHISLA, lend me your SHINPADS.

OK-but they are in my bootbag which I am relying on Rougvie to get.

I suppose I also have a pair of size 10 boots if anyone still needs any.

 

[CHAPPERS]

If that GAY yellow writing says size 10 boots then count me in you little scamp. Where am i playing? Still centre back?

 

[fatboy]

Yes. But someone is going to have to play right back now for the whole game. Probably Rowdey.

And if we can't convince Gary Nelson to pick up his toys and play then we will need anothe centre back too.

You'll look really nice in yellow boots with pink laces!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I look nice in most things.

Do i need to find me some white shorts and socks too?

 

[Albion Rob]

bigfanofcullip tells me he was a solid defender in his day. He may have to buy some boots though.

 

[fatboy]

Well it would help as from not clashing with the opposition.

I played football last night against a team that play in Glasgow Rangers blue shirts. GayFC Womble insisted in wearing his new blue Brazil shirt instead of our usual maroon kit, and it did make it very difficult to distinguish between the two teams.

But I suppose you won't be hard to spot in those RIDICULOUS boots.

 

[CHAPPERS]

best get me down the shops then, I ain't got no white shorts or socks coz I'm not a BUMMER.

 

[fatboy]

That huge shop down from the clock tower has socks for about £1.50 each. The only stipulation is you have to buy two at a time.

I bought some purple socks in there yesterday.

 

[CHAPPERS]

£1.50 eh? I think i can stretch my budget to that much.

Might get me some albion shorts, how exciting!

 

[Rowdey]

And if we can't convince Gary Nelson to pick up his toys and play then we will need anothe centre back too.

Brixtaan take a bow...Would marshall that position in a Cullip manner..

 

[Gary Nelson]

Im happy to come and watch but wont be playing. Besides the ridiculousness of sunday I am carrying an injury and with 2 games on sunday this is probably the lesser of the 3 games.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Brixtaan take a bow...Would marshall that position in a Cullip manner..

I'm not playing alongside a Kent fan

 

[fatboy]

Team:

              Pete Griffin
Rowdey Brixtaan ChapperSmurf Junior
                Sheebo 
      BrightonBoy         Alex
                 Beefy
          Albion Rob Jonnyboylennon

Subs:
Willis (mf)
Artois (f)
Bigfanofcullip (cb)

For emergencies only!!:
Rougvie
Coxy

 

[Sheebo]

im gonna score - me and gareth in midfield - deadly hey!

 

[Albion Rob]

Lennon and I should add some decent height up front to hold the ball up and tee up the boy Sheebo for some 30 yard rakers!

How about it Lennon? Hat-trick each?

 

[fatboy]

The nearest pub to the ground (10 mins walk) is called The Hour Glass but
they can be funny about letting away fans in.
The best pub is called The Hungry Horse which is about 5 mins from where
we're playing in the morning. You can get food in there and it allows away
supporters in. It's about 2/3 miles from the ground so not ideal to walk to
so parking wise your best bet is to head to the ground before 2pm and park
on one of the many car parks off the industrial estate leading up to the
football ground. You can also park in the official club car park (think it's
£3) but it can take up to an hour to get away after the game so not ideal.


Are we going to wear colours?