NSC Albion 6 - 1 Brighton Bandits

[fatboy]

[b]NSC Albion   6  -  1  Brighton Bandits[/b]
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NSC: Seagullible, Rich Sheebo Womble Morph, Adie Chris Yoda, Mendoza, Brunning (Fatboy) Dan


NSC Albion scored six goals today in bizarre weather conditions at Waterhall.

Funniest moment of the game was being called a bunch of poofs by the Brighton Bandits when it started hailing and half the NSC team ran around like fannies moaning about getting wet.

A small random boy called Dan turned up and played well, scoring two goals, and would have scored another one had three Bandits defenders not beaten him to the ball and between them managed to kick it into the roof of their own net.

It wasn't a great performance; there were gaping holes in the NSC defence, and the Bandits forward managed to score with/past the NSC keeper, who went down far to early.

DannyCullipLookalike scored a goal direct from a cross. I have never seen a goalkeeper so scared of the ball.


6 - 1 :safeway

 

[Easy 10]

The small random boy called Dan is my nephew.
Good lad.

 

[fatboy]

The small random boy called Dan is my nephew.
Good lad.

He did well. Maybe if he grows a silly beard he'll look like his uncle!!

 

[Braders]

It wasn't a great performance; there were gaping holes in the NSC defence

*enter your own jokes*

nice one NSCers

 

[Yoda]

A small random boy called Dan turned up and played well, scoring two goals, and would have scored another one had three Bandits defenders not beaten him to the ball and between them managed to kick it into the roof of their own net.

I was really trying not to laugh TOO loud as I was the nearest to their boss on the side lines.

I think he might have lumped me one if I had.

 

[rodgerscuz]

Small Dan = 1 half ov RODGERSCUZ lol cheerz m8s great game, hope to do it again

 

[Easy 10]

He did well. Maybe if he grows a silly beard he'll look like his uncle!!

Harsh and totally uncalled for.

 

[fatboy]

Small Dan = 1 half ov RODGERSCUZ lol cheerz m8s great game, hope to do it again

Where is the oter half? And when will you grow a silly beard?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

did you get any numbers?

 

[rodgerscuz]

LOL 1 halfs my mum but she dnt go on a lot so its all me realli! And i woulda thought its a no to the silly little beard!lol

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[fatboy]

LOL 1 halfs my mum but she dnt go on a lot so its all me realli! And i woulda thought its a no to the silly little beard!lol

Ok, when you said you wanted to play I looked at the NSC profile and the age would have made you 40something so I was a bit surprised when a small boy turned up!

Going 2 hav 2 teach u nt 2 spk in txt all the time!

 

[rodgerscuz]

Lol yea didnt think about that but hey i didnt do to bad for ya... i was probably more useful then a 40 year old turnin up! Do u play NSC matches often or was it a 1 off?

 

[fatboy]

As often as I can be bothered to arrange them.

 

[fatboy]

Looking at the fixtures, Rotherham definitely have a team and they are quite good.

I am not supposed to be playing football at the moment but if we have games I will just play anyway (like I did yesterday) and just make my back worse.

 

[rodgerscuz]

Lol cool well get in contact when eva a game is on cheerz

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Sounds like The Bandits were a bit leaky at the back.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did MORRIS turn up?

 

[fatboy]

Did MORRIS turn up?

NO! He was busy finishing the fanzine so it was on sale at the Sheff Utd game.

Did you buy one?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I didn't see the fanzine on sale but I was a bit stoned. Was it on sale?