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[Meade's Ball]

The other day, i was cycling to my central london working environ when i was almost killed by a motorist. So enraged was i that i lost the use of my normal swearing functions. All i managed to do was shout "Billy Bigknob" at him as he sped on.

 

[Italiaseagull]

That's kinda funny *chuckle*

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Was it Rougier?

 

[Bwian]

The other day, i was cycling to my central london working environ when i was almost killed by a motorist. So enraged was i that i lost the use of my normal swearing functions. All i managed to do was shout "Billy Bigknob" at him as he sped on.

Bet he was shitting himself after that....

 

[Meade's Ball]

I know. I spent the morning seething that it was all i could offer. Whats the point in having a foul mouth if i don't use it at the right time?

It was an unlucky day for me as that night i was stung by a bumble bee that had chosen my bed as a suitable place to die.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

That's happened to me before. I combined a business trip to Boston with the infamous 2-1 defeat of England by the USA. Having got to the stadium late, with my sleeping 4 year old daughter in my arms I was walking fast below the stands trying to find the entrance to my seat. Some dolt, not looking where he was going, ran straight into me, and I went flying. Not wanting to let go of my daughter my knees took the brunt of the fall, and as I clambered to my feet, blood oozing out of the rips in my jeans, all I could say was "Jesus Christ!" over and over again, probably ten times in total. My daughter didn't even wake up!

 

[Meade's Ball]

It died when i then crushed it with a shoe repeatedly.
I suppose, if i were a bee and it got to this time of year and i was going to die anyway, i would sting some bastard. Otherwise, whats the point? It would be like having a long wanger and never using it.