Not a pleasant way to die

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If it wasn't a pleasant way to die, his estate is due a full refund from the manufacturers shirley?

 

[el punal]

That'll teach him to buy Duracells

And was it the Duracell Bunny?

 

[Nibble]

Would you go to hospital

Well quite but if I had that up me yeah, I think if bite the bullet and go.

 

[peterward]

A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.

what a Dildo

 

[Dick Head]

And was it the Duracell Bunny?

Or was it the Rampant Rabbit?

 

[Wally Goulds right toe]

He was too shaken up to go the the Docs

Yes, very good.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

I bet he was buzzing when his friend took him in.

I must say I'm a bit surprised that a 50 year old who still lives at home with his mum and gets off self sodomising has any friends. Apologies if I've just upset any NSCers in the same position

 

[EDS]

I must say I'm a bit surprised that a 50 year old who still lives at home with his mum and gets off self sodomising has any friends. Apologies if I've just upset any NSCers in the same position

Literally?

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Literally?

Obviously only worried about upsetting those with the potential to self sodomise themselves to death rather than those who've already achieved the dizzying heights of killing themselves with a Rabbit

 

[symyjym]

Well quite but if I had that up me yeah, I think if bite the bullet and go.

Maybe, I suppose blaming a highly sexed, sadomasochistic girlfriend could be used as an excuse. Just to save the embarrassment.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I don't understand how he lost it. If you're going to stick it up that far then why not buy a longer dildo?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Would you go to hospital

They've seen it all before!!

 

[happypig]

They've seen it all before!!

They certainly have; a friends wife told a tale of a "regular' who had a predilection for inserting carrots which occasionally snapped, entailing a visit to the A&E department.
After several visits, a senior consultant said to him "look, what you get up to is up to you but why not stick it in a plastic bag then when it snaps you'll still be able to pull it out". He either took the advice or gave up as they never saw him after that.

She also regaled us with the story of a bloke who got his carrot stuck in the tube of a cylinder hoover and called the fire brigade who brought him to the hospital with the tube still attached both to him and the hoover.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Surely his mum noticed it was missing !

 

[hitony]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppp

 

[oneillco]

Am I the only person wondering why you have to post a f*****g story like that on a football forum?

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

This guy is someone's son, dad, brother. Reason for death is irrelevant RIP.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Am I the only person wondering why you have to post a f*****g story like that on a football forum?

Well..........yes and no,this is the place where a fair amount of anything can go,within reason and it's good to talk,besides a whole host of subjects get discussed at footy and on here is no different..

However on a serious note this really does highlight a very serious problem and i am not talking sexual either..

The problem is that the poor fella has ultimately lost his life through being too scared of embarrassment to seek medical help and that is the real sad part of the story...

 

[Billy the Fish]

Am I the only person wondering why you have to post a f*****g story like that on a football forum?

Most likely, yes.