Nokia and video Phones

[Faldo]

FFS - if you dont like it you should have got in earlier!

I cant stand height-ists..... or short people....

 

[tedebear]

right I'm off home - must remember my picnic chair for tomorrow.... oh and some more snacks..... wonder if strongbow is on sale at tescos - that'd work too...

 

[Titanic]

Come on Dwayne, what's taking so long ?

Just select a couple of options and hit the 'Send Bullshit Post' button... it's not exactly rocket science, mate !

 

[Faldo]

He must be off managing some cream of the.... blah de blah de blah....

Sod this inaction for a game of soldiers - im off to the pub.

'Scuse me..... 'scuse me..... 'scuse me....... coming through.........

Laterzzz

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

I'm not being heightist, i'm just having a laugh. Freedom of speech! Freedom of speech! He's trying to repress me!
Oh God, that Boo to the mods thread has got to me.

So what's happening now? Where's the main man? I've heard of suspense but this is getting stupid.

 

[Easy 10]

This whole thread was worth it just for Simsters classic post.
Has to go down as Post of the Day for me.

 

[dwayne]

why?

Darren I think you're trying too hard to "catch me out".

My original point was that IT is a wide field and one cannot be an expert in all aspects...not rocket science.

Then I elucidated upon a simple monkey task that I volunteered to do, and how that backed up my original point...and people have mistaken that for bragging?!?

The only decent post on this is Simster's.

 

[Beach Hut]

No yours has been better but please keep it going

 

[dwayne]

This thread is brilliant.

Bozza is the BOSS MAN and he is ripping Thomas to SHREDS.

I love you guys X

elaborate how?

*confused look*

arguing the toss between ALL users and some users is the possibly the lamest ripping of shreds Ive ever encountered!

 

[Beach Hut]

Take ritulin for your attention sseking disorders

 

[Turkey]

'Scuse me..... 'scuse me..... 'scuse me....... coming through.........

Sorry I'm late. Got a bit caught up elsewhere..

Right, carry on Bozza old chap.

 

[dwayne]

You verified the data? It sounds like you asked others to verfiy the data, ie do your job for you.

Strange statement nonetheless, because not very long ago you were only asking for machine builds when there were problems...



...now it seems you were verifying everyone's.

wow, sorry I'm completely stumped, I'll come clean I got EVERYONE to clarify their hardware and I collated and organised the resulting data myself...

I feel such a fool, for not stipulating clearly, foiled again

 

[El Presidente]

My mate is a delivery driver for PC world, and he says that the best computers have GINGER processors

 

[dwayne]

yep carry on Darren, I'm enjoying this, dunno where you are going with it or what you are trying to prove but go on...

 

[Simster]

dwayne, do you *really* work with the cream of the world's IT professionals? I must say I am really.. REALLY impressed.

Congratulations, you must be a fantastic professional THOMAS to be able to work with these people.





You ARE absolutely bloody GREAT. I almost wish I was you.

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

I am so glad dwayne didn't take my advice to stop digging

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I heard that Dwayne did all this work whilst sweeping Kylie's chimney with Fern Cotton who incidently was on 'roids.

 

[Simster]

I heard that Dwayne did all this work whilst sweeping Kylie's chimney with Fern Cotton who incidently was on 'roids.

Whilst listening to crazy, djing the word speakerboxxx being sung, techno crunk with a bit of Big Boi produced funkadelic Bowtie action thrown into the mixer.




*clicks button on message board posting app *

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

wow, sorry I'm completely stumped, I'll come clean I got EVERYONE to clarify their hardware and I collated and organised the resulting data myself...

I feel such a fool, for not stipulating clearly, foiled again

Just out of interest, the company that employs the world's best programmers wouldn't by chance utilise an auditing application??

No you're right, probably best to rely on the tea boy sending an email round asking people how many RAMS they have in there computer...

seems to me like they only keep you on for entertainment value, when they get bored of programming everything in the whole world, they throw peanuts at you and make you dance like a Chipperfield Monkey.. don't they?? hhhmm??

Still you can always go home in your really expensive land /range rover (depending if you can remember what bit you lied about) and think of the day that you were up kylie's chimney...