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No seal on ice-cream.... :O
- Thread starter carteater
- Start date
If I were worried about such a thing, I would know far better than to post about it on NSC.
I feel for you. I'd be climbing the Walls in the same circumstances. Last time this happened to someone they found him on the floor covered in raspberry sauce and sprinkles. Topped himself apparently
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
look at it this way...the jokes are to take your mind off things....like my last post its a joke! If you were seriously worried you wouldn't be on here....would you
ps i didnt really see you as being a prick...but cyanide (you quoted) normally would have taken effect by now
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Here today....cone tomorrow
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
NSC, the new A&E for NHS cut backs.
I know how you feel mate, when I was a youth at school I took a summer holiday job working in a sandwich bar in West Street. At the end of the shift, there was a doughnut in the fridge so I scoffed it while putting the final dishwasher load on. Boss came in and asked what I was eating. I fessed up and told him. He then told me it was the one he had put rat poison in and was going to leave it out overnight.
I went home and stewed on it big-time, no NSC back then to seek advice from. Eventually told mum and she was livid, are you sure? So I rang the boss up at 10pm to check and he just laughed and said he was teaching me a lesson for nicking a doughnut.
But that was a scary few hours I can still remember 40 years on ..... so sure I was going to die a slow and painful death that night.
I know how you feel mate, when I was a youth at school I took a summer holiday job working in a sandwich bar in West Street. At the end of the shift, there was a doughnut in the fridge so I scoffed it while putting the final dishwasher load on. Boss came in and asked what I was eating. I fessed up and told him. He then told me it was the one he had put rat poison in and was going to leave it out overnight.
I went home and stewed on it big-time, no NSC back then to seek advice from. Eventually told mum and she was livid, are you sure? So I rang the boss up at 10pm to check and he just laughed and said he was teaching me a lesson for nicking a doughnut.
But that was a scary few hours I can still remember 40 years on ..... so sure I was going to die a slow and painful death that night.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 27,897
Get the Geiger counter out, it could contain Polonium or worse still, traces of Peanuts.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
You're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,266
Can't believe how rude our local ice-cream van owner is.Said to him 'Two 99s please' and he shouted back '198! NEXT!'. Still, got my own back next time. 'Large cone please' and he shouted back 'Do you want hundreds and thousands?!'. So I yelled back 'NO! Just the one!'.
I'll get me white coat with pink stains
I'll get me white coat with pink stains
This nice prat has gone through the thread and thumbs down every one. What a tit.
How sweet - I haven't had a thumbs down for months, I'm actually grateful someone has no sense of humour
How sweet - I haven't had a thumbs down for months, I'm actually grateful someone has no sense of humour
I managed 4 in this thread!!
BrianWade4
Well-known member
Looks like his melted away
End of thread.
End of thread.
SIMMO SAYS
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The Vermonster ----best Ben & Jerrys ice cream-----ever.
Unfortunately as rare as an Albion win----where the feck can I buy some TUBS
Unfortunately as rare as an Albion win----where the feck can I buy some TUBS
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
SIMMO SAYS
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LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Lewes Waitrose ------not a sniff for months----will try HOVE
Waitrose? Oh how the wealthy shop