[NSC] Nice! We found several keywords for www.northstandchat.com that almost rank at the top of Google.

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I think Old Granny Shag was another specialist selection from the @El Presidente movie collection

 

[Giraffe]

Where's "trust the process"?

 

[A1X]

Surely we all need to type "old granny shag" as much as possible to get the NSC google ranking for "old granny shag" much higher. Poor effort currently.

Is this what they mean by "Search Engine Optimisation"? Because people get paid a fortune for this shit in London.

"Old Granny Shag" also a terrific name for a band.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Where's "trust the process"?

They are playing in Berlin under the name "Vertrauen Sie dem Prozess"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I kinda feel like i need to write "old granny shag" to support the algorithm. So Old Granny Shag it is.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Old granny shag

 

[Gazwag]

All together now

Good Old Granny Shag By the Sea

 

[Greg Bobkin]

These are a good Granny Shag.

 

[tstanbur]

I now have "Old Granny Shag" in my head to the tune of "you're f***ing shit".

Thanks.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Where is "Cheating Palace Bastards" ?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I now have "Old Granny Shag" in my head to the tune of "you're f***ing shit".

Thanks.

When the oppo keeper takes a goal kick:

"Oooooooooooooooh! Old. Granny. Shaaaaaaaaaaaag."
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaag."
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaag."

 

[jackanada]

It's a shame to have missed out on whatever the original thread was that got old granny shag so highly rated.
I wonder if more obtuse references to boning post menopausal women would help?

 

[vegster]

Timmy should be luzzing more Binfests on to the board.

 

[zefarelly]

Slice

Waffer thin sliced scenes.

 

[Zeberdi]

Is this what they mean by "Search Engine Optimisation"? Because people get paid a fortune for this shit in London.

"Old Granny Shag" also a terrific name for a band.

It’s also a good name for a real ale that gets it’s unique wood(en) mature flavour from secondary fermentation in the cask(et)

 

[Whoislloydy]

You'll never sing that

 

[Taybha]

I've often wondered if there's a actual thing whereby a group of 20 something year old women say it's Thursday night let's go to the grab a Grandad night at the up town top rank club
One can live in hope.

 

[maffew]

I thought it was a brand of pipe tobacco

I thought it was a carpet