Next time we play Palace away...

[Badger]

I'll be honest Sim, I'm a little bit ashamed to be related to you.

 

[8ace]

"you get f***ing plastered" instead of "you get totally plastered"

 

[Simster]

Can everyone just pretend I had suggested singing "bright eyes" instead? Or perhaps pretend there is you tube link of me being gobby at Millwall before being all quiet in Cowards Way?

Slightly less embarrassing.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Winifred , Winifred give us a wave , Winifred give us a wave.

 

[Titanic]

This COULD replace "Bright Eyes" as my favourite Albion song!

(edit: just read post 23... )

 

[Hillian1]

Carlsberg don't do Football chants, but if they did, it wouldn't be this one.

 

[The Large One]

Can everyone just pretend I had suggested singing "bright eyes" instead?

Sure...

Simster
He lives in Reigate
That's near
the stockbroker corridor

He likes to be pushy
When fighting with bushy
Both of them up for more
Simster

 

[Badger]

Carlsberg don't do Football chants, but if they did, it wouldn't be this one.

Oh I don't know, Carlsberg is a rather shit lager so I think this fits in perfectly...

 

[Hillian1]

Oh I don't know, Carlsberg is a rather shit lager so I think this fits in perfectly...

Fair point.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sure...

Simster
He lives in Reigate
That's near
the stockbroker corridor

He likes to be pushy
When fighting with bushy
Both of them up for more
Simster

Even WORSE

Stick to the DAY JOBS guys

 

[MACROBLUE]

...I shall be mostly singing this ditty:

You go down't pub
You drink two HALVES
you get totally plastered

You get locked in
your own ground
cos you're a STRIPEY NIGEL.


I've just thought of it and needed to get it off my chest.

I think I'm going mad.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Simster

 

[Buzzer]

I've been toying with this:

(to the tune of Brown Girl in the Ring)

2p in the pound
That's all you f@cking paid
2p in the pound
That's all....you f@cking paid
2p in the pound
That's all you f@cking paid

...And you still couldn't buy the f@cking league, stupid c*nts.


I like the liberal use of expletives.

 

[crabface]

I vote we stick to the groupon chant instead of this one.... i quite enjoyed you burnt down your town too.

 

[Mellotron]

Please tell me you're at least a bit tipsy?

 

[Buzzer]

Who? Me?

Stone cold sober.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sim on the other hand...

 

[Silent Bob]

I think we should get a banner that says "Palace are dicks! lol".

 

[Fountainhead]

No, not bad, not bad at all.

May I suggest you change just one tiny aspect of it?

- The Words

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Lennon, McCartney and Simster.