[Football] Newcastle fan banned for aggresive penis shaking .

[carlzeiss]

Must remember not to try this

Football coach who shook penis aggressively at opposition is banned from matches

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/11/foot...gressively-opposition-banned-matches-7827268/

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dance to the daddy, sing to the mammy
Thou shall have a flashy, when the scrote comes in..........

(Older TV fans will know this )

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Bet he couldn’t do it in January, it’d be like a walnut whip!

 

[Ernest]

I'll be shaking MINE at Mourinho next WEEK

 

[Pavilionaire]

Was this just willy - waggling or an anti - semitic gesture, foreskin - wise?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Was this just willy - waggling or an anti - semitic gesture, foreskin - wise?

We'll never know....

Sounds like innocent bantz to me.

I'm sure we have all done this one or twice

 

[AmexRuislip]

Prick Ashley........

 

[dingodan]

I hear crabs may have been an aggravating factor.

Hopefully this experience will teach him to shake his penis a little less aggressively in future.

 

[redoubtable seagull]

Dance to the daddy, sing to the mammy
Thou shall have a flashy, when the scrote comes in..........

(Older TV fans will know this )

I don’t remember hearing your version!

 

[banjo]

I’ll paint mine blue and white, and wrap it round my neck. No one will ever know.

 

[studio150]

What a dick

 

[portlock seagull]

What a dick

That’s the long and the short of the story...

 

[portlock seagull]

Whatever you think, you’ve got have some BALLS to do this

 

[Poyningsgull]

I'll be shaking MINE at Mourinho next WEEK

Unless the cameras are on full zoom in super HD then no one will notice

 

[el punal]

Was he auditioning to be the new Spurs mascot?

P.S. Think about that one!

 

[Don Tmatter]

End of him coaching youngsters now I would think,

 

[Driver 8]

End of him coaching youngsters now I would think,

He could probably get a job at Crewe.

 

[OzMike]

I’ll paint mine blue and white, and wrap it round my neck. No one will ever know.

Till we score a goal.

 

[el punal]

Must remember not to try this

Football coach who shook penis aggressively at opposition is banned from matches

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/11/foot...gressively-opposition-banned-matches-7827268/

Must be some sort of tosser to do that.

 

[alfredmizen]

makes a change from standing there shirtless during midweek game in january.