New years resolutions

[OFAHrulz]

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy!

10. Read less.


9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.


6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.


2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Following on from that I, yet again, will NOT learn to drive.

 

[BrightonBird]

mine is to lose weight. Do it every year for 7 months, then go on holiday and can't be arsed any more.

I have lost 3 pounds so far.

 

[tedebear]

Keep in contact with old friends even thought they don't like me anymore because of my ex... its hard but they are worth it!!

 

[Gary Nelson]

I dont bother with new years res.
If I want to do something I do it, not wait unitl Jan 1st!

 

[bhaexpress]

One week on and both mine are still solid. Still one has been forced on me.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's rubbish being the member of a gym in January. Full of New Year Resolutionists. Luckily they've all packed it in by the start of February and attendance levels return to normal.