New Tory Scandal, Howard Interviewed

[simonsimon]

Cocaine Cameron’s predecessor has had his collar felt by the Police for alleged bribery & corruption. Expect drug-dealing charges against Cocaine Cameron & Crack Osborne soon.

 

[Biscuit]

Simonsimon. So good they named him twice.

 

[Rougvie]

Still wont stop DAVE from landsliding the next election.

I couldnt give a f*** how much BAG he is sticking up his nose, just as long as he is lowering my taxes

 

[simonsimon]

SELFISH ****

 

[ridda]

[Still wont stop DAVE from landsliding the next election]

Into Oblivion.

 

[cannedheat]

Cocaine Cameron’s predecessor has had his collar felt by the Police for alleged bribery & corruption. Expect drug-dealing charges against Cocaine Cameron & Crack Osborne soon.

Think you will find that Dracula is a witness and has not been nicked.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

He has done nothing criminil, and is not going to prisin.

The police simply turned up on his doorstep and asked: "Evening all! Are you thinking what we're thinking?"

 

[simonsimon]

Drug Squad are about to raid Tory Party HQ, to enquire which of Cocaine Cameron's DRUG RIDDEN CRONIES designed the new IRISH BRIGAND LOGO. ( MUST HAVE BEEN ON DRUGS, or had a mental age of 3 )

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Simonsimon. So good they named him twice.

Isn't it Sion Simon?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

And Blair has STILL managed to avoid even being interviewed. His jaw must be aching, 'cos he's definitely blowing someone up the right way.