New Stadium Name

[Box of Frogs]

I know we haven't got the go-ahead for Falmer yet (BUT WE WILL) , but has anyone got any (serious or funny) ideas for an appropriate name for the new stadium, or who would be an appropriate major sponsor, like Emirates are for Arsenal's new ground - Emirates Stadium.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Whoever gives us the most money.

 

[Beach Hut]

Oh dear not this again:

The Phoenix Stadium would be nice but expect the Amex Arena

 

[smudge]

I think I've said this before, but. Sell the name to the highest bidder, say American Express; so it will be the Amex Arena.
The stands are different though.
1. The North Stand
2. The Goldstone Stand
3. The Peter Ward Stand
4. The Dick Knight Stand

(Ernest will love No.4!)

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The Goldstone Ground

 

[Beach Hut]

If we have the Dick Knight stand I may well be tempted to buy Ernest a season ticket myself - worth the pleasure

 

[Basil Fawlty]

If we have the Dick Knight stand I may well be tempted to buy Ernest a season ticket myself - worth the pleasure

What about Dick Knight and his lapdog stand? for Ernest.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

The Goldstone Ground

Can we call the toilets "Bellotti 1, Bellotti 2" and have a little picture of his face in each urinal and in the bottom of each toilet?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Can we call the toilets "Bellotti 1, Bellotti 2" and have a little picture of his face in each urinal and in the bottom of each toilet?

great idea, i would love to shit and piss all over that.

 

[Gully]

great idea re the toilets, but imagine how painful it will be saving up, just to make each visit worthwhile...

 

[Robot Chicken]

Oh dear not this again:

The Phoenix Stadium would be nice but expect the Amex Arena

I seriously doubt that. How can they justify spending big money on sponsoring a stadium when they are making workers redundant

 

[Beach Hut]

I seriously doubt that. How can they justify spending big money on sponsoring a stadium when they are making workers redundant

Quite easily - have you seen their business plan ?

 

[Scotty Mac]

the damien hilton stadium

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

The New Goldstone it has to be.

Bill & Belloti Bogs (labelled around the ground).

The Archer's ('cos he is a c unt) For the away fans stand.

Am not personally bothered about the sponsor etc.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can we have a bar called 'The Bat And Badger'?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

To be honest I think the naming rights of the stadium will be one of the main ways of funding it.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

It'll no doubt be sponsored by a company

So, maybe:

The (company name) Up yours Nimbys arena
The (company name) Fans stadium
The (company name) Community Stadium
Stadium of knight (company name)

 

[Curious Orange]

I seem to recall that Uncle Dick has already stated that the ground's name will be kept blank so that the naming rights can be sold to a sponsor. These long term deals are usually worth a few million so could amount to a fair wedge of the construction costs.

 

[withdeanwombat]

The Falmer-Focus Megadrome.

Falmer Village Hall Annexe

Sleepy Hollow

The Trolley Park

Falookaville

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

the area of outstanding natural football park