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New respect for Ian Holloway, QPR manager



nail-Z

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,981
North Somerset
Kugull said:
Sheff Utd at home 2002-2003.

You pull a gorgeous lady of mixed race and take her outside into the car park. All going well, fumbling, rummaging, pony-feeding and plenty of genuine moaning in return. Suddenly she pulls away and screams in anger as she sees that her car is covered in parking penalties and she gives you a slap, tells you it's all your fault, calls you a racist and fecks off home.


Sheff Utd at home last year to me is more like "The Crying Game".
 




What bit...

You think you have escaped from the IRA and you're run over by your own side or
you know your quids in with the Tasty chick when, there is more than should meet the eye?

Or both of the above
LC1
 


Exiled in Exeter

New member
Jul 16, 2003
2,200
W3D
Nice quote. Gordon Strachan has also come up with some good quips that have been shown recently on Soccer AM.
 


Wilts

New member
Jul 5, 2003
1,772
Bournemouth/Reading
Bolton 1995 Division One Playoff Final:

Get things going damn early with a bird beyond your dreams. Within 18 minutes of pulling her on an 80,000 capacity London nightclub, you've got her legs a-kimbo in bed back at yours, with her leaping and screaming all over the place. It is the best shag you've ever had. Then suddenly it all goes a bit wrong. Upon 22 minutes you face a setback that you think shouldn't stand in your way too much, she seems to slow down and doesn't want any more action. Still, you plug away feeling confident that this is your moment and that nothing can stand in your way.

Suddenly a man better known for his cricketing cousin comes along from nowhere and changes everything. He's got the moves, the style, and wins her over just as you thought that there was only a minute left before the final big moment. Needless to say, the little tw:censored:t continues to show why he's the new kid on the block with the midas touch. A threesome isn't even worth thinking about. You've lost and you're embarrassed. Suddenly some Finn comes along and just takes the piss. Its all over. The night of your dreams is suddenly a moment from hell.

http://www.soccerbase.com/footballlive/?MIval=results3&gameid=389881
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Reading away last year.

Wow that is some change. She has certainly made the most of what she has got. That is some make-over. Fancy dress, nice hair-do, and she seems to even walk better than she used to. I bet she doesn't like reminding ........ still, let her enjoy her moment.

This is our dance. I am showing her all my best moves. Blimey, she may look good, but she doesn't move very well, I will give her a last spin ............... arghh - look - her skirt is up and she is not wearing any knickers ........ she's gone quiet, very quiet.

Hell of a makeover, but underneath ...........
 




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