New player chants....any ideas

[Art Vs Science]

Oh Painter is a Brummie
He's as good as Johann Cruyff
He's a spit of Chelsea's Terry
But he sure won't shag your wife

 

[abepoyet]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves the taste of spunk
And when she's shagging beckham
She thinks of lewis dunk

Oh lewis dunk!

 

[abepoyet]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her husband is a queer
And when shes shagging beckham
She thinks of Gordon Greer

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Let's just take every players name and sing it to the tune of Tom Hark or Pigbag, that'd be awesome

 

[Mackenzie]

Posh spice is a slapper
She wears a crotchless thong
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Calderon

....and on a similar theme....

Posh spice is a slapper
She wears a peep hole bra
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of LuaLua

 

[Horsham Gull]

Rooney Rooney Rooney Rooney

 

[Guy Fawkes]

To Boney M's Brown girl in the ring

Kazenga on the wing
Lua Lua Lua
Defenders can't do a thing
Lua Lua lua lua
All our fans will all sing
Lua Lua Lua
You'll find him impossible to stop
Lua Lua