New mathew upson chant

[poidy]

And the winner of the 2013 worst thread award goes to...

 

[Pogue Mahone]

You say tomato I say to tomato

What do you say to tomato?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Wasn't there a thread the other day with the same idea, I think he's just a troll.

Troll? he's a song writing talent. It takes a sharp musical mind to merge a camp Moldovan sax player with a misspelt factually incorrect lyric like BHALad has.

 

[Puppet Master]

Cool story bro, when's the next chapter?

 

[GreersElbow]

Troll? he's a song writing talent. It takes a sharp musical mind to merge a camp Moldovan sax player with a misspelt factually incorrect lyric like BHALad has.

Hmm, it has been proven I am awful at character judgment, you're probably right.

 

[Kumquat]

You say tomato I say to tomato

I think you mean "tomayto". The first one. Unless you are American. Then it's the other way around. Pronunciation only though, not spelling.

 

[T soprano]

What do you say to tomato?

If it's a slow tomato tell it to ketchup ?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

If it's a slow tomato tell it to ketchup ?

I'll keep bowling long hops, you keep hitting them for 6.

 

[T soprano]

I think you mean "tomayto". The first one. Unless you are American. Then it's the other way around. Pronunciation only though, not spelling.

You say Halves I say half's
I'm wrong again aren't I
I always thought it was a centre half

 

[Pogue Mahone]

They're Centre Backs these days. Haven't been Centre Halves since the days of Fozzie and Gary Stevens.

 

[T soprano]

I was just thinking that. Can the OP do one for Gordon Greer too?

To the tune of "jilted John " by Jilted John
Gordon is a centre half
Gordon is a centre half
Gordon is a centre half ( sorry HALVE )

 

[Kumquat]

You say Halves I say half's
I'm wrong again aren't I
I always thought it was a centre half

Not wrong necessarily. Just a post behind

 

[T soprano]

They're Centre Backs these days. Haven't been Centre Halves since the days of Fozzie and Gary Stevens.

Showing my age now

Ok then
Gordon is a centre back
Gordon is a centre back
Gordon is a centre back