[Technology] New Decade, New Technology: What Will Replace The Omsung Phine?

[maffew]

Dark days ahead, " my Tesla driverless car does not indicate when turning left on a gradient? "

" how do I programme my electric toothbrush to rotate clockwise? "

" Alexa won't accept my orders once I have had a third Port and Lemon? "

Does Wetherspoons accept Bitcoins?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaOPyMCxvbw

 

[pearl]

Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

Asking for a friend.

A Holographic Alexa to follow them round the house nagging

 

[Brovion]

Moving sex dolls.



Replying for a friend.

I don't suppose they mentioned how much for the moving sex doll, did they?

"Anybody know how to get a Nokia sex doll to whistle GOSBTS?"

 

[Gazwag]

"Anybody know how to get a Nokia sex doll to whistle GOSBTS?"

I guess it would be the "going up to win the cup" version

 

[schmunk]

"Anybody know how to get a Nokia sex doll to whistle GOSBTS?"

You could attach a recorder to the air valve and play her like the bagpipes...?

 

[CheeseRolls]

Healthcare apps and wearables that don't just appeal to the gym bunny in us. More and more of the coming wrinkly generations have some degree of tech savvy and will be more willing to use tech to manage long term conditions.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Maybe this decade folks will get their first £100k cheque from Initiative Q.

https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/investing/article-7813719/Whats-happened-Initiative-Q-free-currency-offer.html