New craig noone song........belter!!!

[Arfurfuxsake]

Courtesy of a Plymouth fan on Twitter

"He's small, He's Scouse,
He'll probably rob your house
Craig Noone, Craig Noone!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Xenophobe!

I fancy a bit of the Carpenters (maybe the morphine affecting my judgement).

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Every time, you are near?
Just like me, they want to be,
Close to Noone.

 

[OSRGull]

It's gotta be, noone will tear you apart again.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Courtesy of a Plymouth fan on Twitter

"He's small, He's Scouse,
He'll probably rob your house
Craig Noone, Craig Noone!

We had one like this which ended 'he'll put a roof on you house', Craig Noone,Craig Noone.

 

[supaseagull]

Courtesy of a Plymouth fan on Twitter

"He's small, He's Scouse,
He'll probably rob your house
Craig Noone, Craig Noone!

Like that although surely we aldo need a song for him to the tune of Blue Moon?




Sent from my iPhone using a goat

 

[tottenhamseagull]

He's small, He's Scouse
He tiled Gerrard's House
Craig Noone, Craig Noone

 

[slinky]

He's small, He's Scouse
He tiled Gerrard's House
Craig Noone, Craig Noone

loving this!!!

 

[Commander]

He's small, He's Scouse
He tiled Gerrard's House
Craig Noone, Craig Noone

By far the best one.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

But wont we get banned for life from the The Amex for being racist

 

[Monkey Man]

"Tiled" is accurate but one syllable short.

How about:

"He's small, he's Scouse, he built Steve Gerrard's house"?

Less accurate but 2.7% funnier and it scans.

 

[Brovion]

"Tiled" is accurate but one syllable short.

How about:

"He's small, he's Scouse, he built Steve Gerrard's house"?

Less accurate but 2.7% funnier and it scans.

He's small,
He's scouse,
He worked on Gerrard's house.

 

[tezz79]

"Tiled" is accurate but one syllable short.

How about:

"He's small, he's Scouse, he built Steve Gerrard's house"?

Less accurate but 2.7% funnier and it scans.

You can pronounce tiled with 2 syllables.... I think I do anyway

 

[tottenhamseagull]

You can pronounce tiled with 2 syllables.... I think I do anyway

I do too

 

[Kumquat]

I do too

Me as well. Think the tiled one is the best one too.

 

[The Large One]

You can pronounce tiled with 2 syllables.... I think I do anyway

Tie-yalled...?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

"Tiled" is accurate but one syllable short.

How about:

"He's small, he's Scouse, he built Steve Gerrard's house"?

Less accurate but 2.7% funnier and it scans.

Tiled is fine - just sing it as two syllables "Ti-yuled'... (obviously NOT pronouncing 'yule' as in yuletide!)

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

Shirley this is derogatory towards Scousers and could result in a ban?

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Shirley this is derogatory towards Scousers and could result in a ban?

I think it should be used as a promotional tool, that scousers can actually get jobs.

 

[Nick Jarvis]

How about a few blasts of:

He plays on the left
He playes on the riiight
Our boy Craig Noone
Used to make roofs watertight

Thoughts?

 

[Art Vs Science]