Never trust a fart.. (NSFW)

[Revilop]

My 16 year old brother was bored and decided to show me this on youtube.. very funny, but sick though!

Never trust a fart.. (Youtube)

 

[philsussex]

 

[jimmypbha]

kids these days

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That reminds me of a short story from my trip to Sydney.

I was having a dump, minding my own business, when there was a great palavar of stifled cries and bangings of doors. It turned out the cubicle next door to me was soon to house someone with a bowel problem. They obviously had not planted their buttocks on the toilet bowl before an anal explosion occured and the resultant faeces splattered underneath the covered my left foot in excretion.

 

[ryeseagull]

It doesn't look real somehow. The way it spreads. Yet, I cannot speak from experience.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Wasn't that a quote by Jack Nicholson?

 

[Elvis]

That reminds me of a short story from my trip to Sydney.

I was having a dump, minding my own business, when there was a great palavar of stifled cries and bangings of doors. It turned out the cubicle next door to me was soon to house someone with a bowel problem. They obviously had not planted their buttocks on the toilet bowl before an anal explosion occured and the resultant faeces splattered underneath the covered my left foot in excretion.

Thats BAD!!!

All the way to Sydders with Turd on your trainers!!!

 

[aviaviavioioioi]

f***, Poor girl! Is it real? The shit looked a bit green. It's looks like the Yank Big Brother or something.

 

[Stoo82]

Thats about as real as my big breasted blonde girlfriend.

Try this:
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