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piersa

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
I think it was a dig at the polar opposites of the situation that was unfolding. To be fair, the bitterness of most champagne socialists on here is not surprising in any way at all. Thankfully when it came to the voting booth, more people saw sense than didn't. With the introduction of another union stooge we can guarantee another two to three tory governments. Happy days.
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Is the aspect ratio set up incorrectly ? The TV has also been positioned in the room without any regard to daytime viewing. Its a good job you put some clothes on before taking that picture too :lol:
 




glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
yep laugh it up
he who laughs last and all that
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,867
Brighton
Champagne Socialist = Person with money AND a conscience. Baffling how this has been made into an insult.
 
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Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
6,603
I would suggest that anybody on the left feeling the urge to be dragged into the post-election trolling should be aware of two things.

1) Statistically, you are likely to be more intelligent than the person you are arguing with: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html. This does not mean that all right wingers lack intelligence, just that those who do lack intelligence are more likely to be attracted to right wing politics and they skew the statistical probability.

2) You must never admit to this as, in politics, showing intelligence is considered a weakness: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/feb/24/politicians-accusations-snobbery-jail-card

3) In arguments right wingers will try to trick you into showing intelligence, so that they can accuse you of elitism, being out of touch and sneering at the common man. It is strange, but nobody ever considers the inferred assumption inherent in this accusation (that the common man cannot be intelligent) to be elitist.

4) One way they will try to trick you is by saying obviously stupid things. This is either because they are very clever and want to lure you into a self fulfilling prophecy, so that (see 3) or because (see 1).

Try not to get dragged in. As the responses to this tongue in cheek message will prove, the game is fixed and you can never win.

Joseph Heller said it far more elegantly:

“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”
 
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Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,213
Goldstone
Labour won the seat where you live chicken boy. Is that upsetting?
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I would suggest that anybody on the left feeling the urge to be dragged into the post-election trolling should be aware of two things.

1) Statistically, you are likely to be more intelligent than the person you are arguing with: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html. This does not mean that all right wingers lack intelligence, just that those who do lack intelligence are more likely to be attracted to right wing politics and they skew the statistical probability.

2) You must never admit to this as, in politics, showing intelligence is considered a weakness: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/feb/24/politicians-accusations-snobbery-jail-card

3) In arguments right wingers will try to trick you into showing intelligence, so that they can accuse you of elitism, being out of touch and sneering at the common man. It is strange, but nobody ever considers the inferred assumption inherent in this accusation (that the common man cannot be intelligent) to be elitist.

4) One way they will try to trick you is by saying obviously stupid things. This is either because they are very clever and want to lure you into a self fulfilling prophecy, so that (see 3) or because (see 1).

Try not to get dragged in. As the responses to this tongue in cheek message will prove, the game is fixed and you can never win.

Joseph Heller said it far more elegantly:

“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”

The flaws in your arguments are many. It pre-supposes that left-wingers always have the moral high-ground, that left-wing is the default position, that left-wingers will always win the argument when those pesky right-wingers aren't trying to use tricks, that right-wingers consider intelligence a bad trait, that right-wingers can't be elitist

I'd also add that you can't have 'inferred assumptions' as they are two different beasts entirely and lastly, that quote is out of context because it refers to a paradox that you cannot escape from due to contradictory rules whereas if I understand you correctly, if you don't get tricked by right-wingers then you won't get called elitist. That's hardly a Catch-22, is it?

Morrissey said it better than me: "“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,706
The Fatherland


Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
6,603
The flaws in your arguments are many. It pre-supposes that left-wingers always have the moral high-ground, that left-wing is the default position, that left-wingers will always win the argument when those pesky right-wingers aren't trying to use tricks, that right-wingers consider intelligence a bad trait, that right-wingers can't be elitist

I'd also add that you can't have 'inferred assumptions' as they are two different beasts entirely and lastly, that quote is out of context because it refers to a paradox that you cannot escape from due to contradictory rules whereas if I understand you correctly, if you don't get tricked by right-wingers then you won't get called elitist. That's hardly a Catch-22, is it?

Morrissey said it better than me: "“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

You're just a right wing elitist, sneering at my misuse of the term 'inferred assumption', when I should have said 'inference'

I presume you intended the irony of using a quotation to suggest that one shouldn't use quotations.
 






Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Sitting watching the telly at 12.27 in the afternoon. You wanna be careful, that could contravene your jobseekers contract. Dave'll have you working in Poundland 40 hours a week on no pay if he gets wind of this.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,706
The Fatherland
The funny bit is that the people aren't exactly lining the streets! :shrug:

Imagine most were too busy making arrangements to leave the sinking ship. Leave EU, leave Court Human Rights and the Scots threatening to leave if the EU referendum is yes it really will be little England...literally.
 


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