Natural Viagra?

[Grapes of Wrath]

isnt it about time someone released a sex tape with kelly brook

I would love to, but she said if I did she would never speak to me again!

 

[El Sid]

Getting the wife to recite Nigella recipes in a husky voice does it for me.

Especially when it mentions drizzle, ooze and moist.

 

[Beach Hut]

Just look at my portrait of Maggie Thatcher and job done.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I had a rape w**k the other night (forced myself to do it even though I wasn't in the mood)

Were you watching "White Dee" in Benefits Street on Channel 4 last Monday