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nathan jones is f*ckin sh*t



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Oct 13, 2003
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nmh and dwayne

NMH said:
Storyline;
Lad goes out for a few bevvies down the local disco, can't get a bird to even look at him, the aggressive rap is loud, the bouncer gives him the evil eye and scares the crud out of him. He still has a lot of crud left though, and he goes home drunk and logs onto NSC pissed off and buzzed, wants to rip on an Albion player to lay blame on someone for anything, then logs onto internet porn and wanks himself stupid before falling asleep in a stupor.

Wakes, can hardly move for hangover. Upchucks, looks in on NSC and realises he has posted in his drunken state, but then decides to back his stupidity up with more invectives rather than feel guilty. Groans, goes back to his miserable po' boy bed to try hiding under his smelly pillow and crispy sheets. It's another Sunday .

To be continued....................


NMH AND DWAYNE aint they the same geezer?
 








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