Names of the day

[Meade's Ball]

Today i've had to contact Tiny Thomas and Carlos Albino Jr.

 

[Simster]

Last weekend my cousin was telling me that in her class when she was at school, there was a girl called Jo King.

No Jo King.

 

[Scarface]

I used to work with someone called Pete Saker

 

[Marc]

Last weekend my cousin was telling me that in her class when she was at school, there was a girl called Jo King.

No Jo King.

I know a girl called Jo King

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I know a girl called Jenny Taylor

 

[caz99]

I know a girl called Jo King

so do i same one grav

 

[Meade's Ball]

Cor that was awkward. I couldn't hear this woman on the phone so i asked her to repeat her surname.
"Virgin!" she yelled, convinced i was taking the piss.

Poor old Rachel Virgin.

 

[Simster]

Not forgetting poor old Mr F Christmas of Brighton, plagued by phone calls from hilarious 13 old boys asking for presents when they were bored.

Well we did it anyway. We also got 64 tins of supersized pedigree chum delivered from the local dogs home to the pikeys at the end of the road.

The cold winter nights just flew by.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Today I spoke to a council officer called Sam Fox ..... but it was male!!!!

 

[Simster]

Actually my boss is called Jon Lewis.

 

[Easy 10]

I spoke to someone in Holland yesterday called May Oggi - I had to ask her to spell her surname, as she seemed to be pronouncing it "orgy".