Names for lady bits.

[London Calling]

Doner Kebab

 

[Taybha]

Her marine mussel.

Thats not very godly like isit

 

[defrocked priest]

Thats not very godly like isit

Look at it sideways.

 

[Taybha]

im not starting a fight with a bearded muscle,i want my dinner on a plate not chucked at me

 

[keaton]

A Cameron?

 

[upthealbion1970]

mine

or

noo noo

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Good rolleyes. I actually HATE that word when its used in the context of a womans ferret.
Its so americanised. Anyone saying it just sounds so pathetic.

I don't like any word for lady bits!!! Fanny is a funny word though!

 

[cardboard]

muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love

gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo


From Kevin Bloody Wilson "You can't say C*nt in Canada" song

 

[ewe2]

Archer
Bellotti
Stanley

At last the correct word.......vagina...!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Love guts

 

[champion7]

Tits = The alps
Fanny = The pearly gates

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Erm!

Well obvious really!

HCQ

 

[Skaville]

Leon Knight

 

[John Bumlick]

faff (i think a bloke i went college with made that up as i've never heard anyone else use it.)

when i was a kid twas referred to as a mini.

 

[Barrow Boy]

muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love

gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo


From Kevin Bloody Wilson "You can't say C*nt in Canada" song

You mean this one (NSFW)

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