Name two things you wish you could do

[Return of the Rev]

1 Have command OF 500 Messerschmitt Me P.1101 flown by expert polish zombies pilots and 100 heavy bombers all available to repel Germany from invading Poland in 1939.

2 Command of a similar force to aid Finland against Russian invasion also in 1939.

 

[dazzer6666]

Speak a foreign language fluently

Avoid injury

 

[robinsonsgrin]

bring back to full health my recently departed dad

swim!

 

[glasfryn]

not lift that bloody storage heater(that the stupid woman insisted we did not take apart....because it made a mess) = one disc gone and at the age of 17 ruined my life
and have the time to say goodbye to my Dad

 

[Moshe Gariani]

1) Play a musical instrument

2) Be good at drawing

You "could" do both of those things to a very decent standard by this time next year.

 

[El Sid]

Coordinate the monthly cycles of the three females in my household.

Eradicate child abuse.

 

[super-seagulls]

Gee willikers i triple PAH my morning mind. Doh!

I can excuse you anything as you regularly crack me up!

 

[OzMike]

In Perth......

Why not, a lot of people here of all ages and I would encourage people of a certain age to fill the place.
It would be the first of it's kind here.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Play boogie-woogie Piano properly.

Have perfect hearing again.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Why not, a lot of people here of all ages and I would encourage people of a certain age to fill the place.
It would be the first of it's kind here.

Ok, I can tell you like jazz with your serious and well reasoned answer.

Have a blast

 

[vegster]

To have kitchen drawer fronts that don't constantly work loose.

To convince Muslims that blowing themselves up will not lead to a better life.

 

[BensGrandad]

Win sufficient money to never want for anything within reason if I wanted something I could afford it. No Euro millions £1m would be more than enough at my age.

Play the piano.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

1.suck my own cock
2.a rib removal.

 

[Mowgli37]

1) Michelle Keegan.

2) The ability to travel in time at will to any point and location of my choosing.

 

[fat old seagull]

Cure Cancer
Establish World peace.

On the bench......
A lottery jackpot would be acceptable.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Fly like Superman

Have x ray vision

 

[clippedgull]

1) Play a musical instrument

2) Be good at drawing

Snap! Saxaphone for me as the instrument

 

[Surf's Up]

1. Win the Euro millions on one of those drunken post match Saturday snap purchases (without losing the ticket or failing to check the results - both of which are quite normal)
2. Fly

 

[sydney]

get my cock up my bum

get my cock up my mrs' bum

 

[Luke93]

Only need one: The ability to do whatever I wish at any given time