Name the royal baby

[nwgull]

Cuntface.

 

[Sausage]

Shitforbrains.

 

[Hyperion]

Adrian whackcaplet sounds good

Semprini!!!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Ofgsm ( possible mobile phone advertising deal? )

 

[Snarkey5]

baby

 

[Pavilionaire]

Tomas Bruno Wayne Gordon Adam Liam Vicente Andrea William Craig Ashley Windsor.

 

[Crofty]

inbred ginger windsorite the 3rd

 

[Crofty]

Tomas Bruno Wayne Gordon Adam Liam Vicente Andrea William Craig Ashley Windsor.

..but surely..they would hardly ever get to us Vincente?

 

[Pinkie Brown]

George Philip Charles Albert Saxe-Coburg Gotha
or
Victoria Elizabeth Jessica Diania Saxe-Coburg Gotha

Suitably amended to give them their correct pre 1917 names.

Anyway, back to the original question: Manfred, Helga, Fritz, Hans, Bertha. Something like that. If anyone gives a shit?

 

[Questions]

Poncer.........it will sound good at Eton as well.

"Come on chaps, lets all go round to Poncer's pad and get squiffy.

 

[HovaGirl]

If it's a boy, then James after his real father's real father.

You're raking up the out-of-date idea of James Hewitt being Prince Harry's natural father. But just look at Harry's eyes. Anyone can now see he is Charles's son.

 

[Dandyman]

Free loader the 99th.

This.

 

[HovaGirl]

inbred ginger windsorite the 3rd

Can't be inbred, can it, as Kate's ancestors were coal miners, etc.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

"Hypocritical Thief" has a nice ring to it

 

[kevtherev]

What do you reckon they will call the sprog?

Given that it was conceived in our glorious olympian year I think they should call it ether Bradley or Jessica. Or if they wanna be multicultural Mo.
I'm so happy for them.

Do you know them then

 

[TheJasperCo]

It will be a Matthew.

 

[cloud]

Caroline if it's a girl (as a nod to Kate's mum)

James if it's a boy (her brother) - but both good royal names

 

[del strangefish]

Gustavo

 

[Lord Bracknell]

As some folk know, I'm a keen researcher of my own family tree. I recently came across a distant relative in Australia who has named her three daughters ...

Kayleigh Bree,
Maddisyn Leigh, and
Chelcee Annaleigh.

Any one of these names would be perfect for a princess.

 

[countryman]

Dave. You can't go wrong with Dave.