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Scarface

Active member
Apr 16, 2004
3,044
Burgess Hill
And easy one but a classic!

E: Tell me Young crone, is this Putney?
C: That it be... that it be...
E: "Yes it is", not "That it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Wisewoman.
C: Ah, the Wisewoman.. the Wisewoman.
E: Yes, the Wisewoman.
C: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ...
E: Wise?
C: You do know her then?
E: No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
C: Of course.
E: Where?
C: Here. Do you have an appointment?
E: No.
C: Well, you can go in anyway.
E: Thank you Young crone. Here is a purse of moneys... which I'm not going to give to you.

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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
19,267
Brighton, UK
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