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[Humour] My wife wants me back.







Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
14 months? I can only assume she's a manatee, a camel, a tapir or a donkey.

West Indian Manatee - 11 Months
Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months
Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months
Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months
Donkey : 11-14 Months

I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey. :eek:
 




dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
52,793
Burgess Hill
West Indian Manatee - 11 Months
Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months
Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months
Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months
Donkey : 11-14 Months

I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey. :eek:

Nothing wrong with a bit of Ass.....
 


AlbionBro

Well-known member
Jun 6, 2020
1,170
After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Well done my friend, I am pleased that she has shown Branston the door, it's time for you to give her a full dose of homemade mayo and don't hold back on the vinegar strokes.
 




HantsSeagull

Well-known member
Aug 17, 2011
4,018
Caught in a Riptide
After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Cant believe you are asking us idiots!

Have you asked her why the change of heart?
Does she know you know about the pickle chap?
 




paulfuzz

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2019
402
Kings Lynn
After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

It never worked for me even though I thought it was what I wanted. In the end I had to leave because I knew that if I had an offer elsewhere I would have taken it. I just didn't want to be as cruel to her as she was to me
 






Clive Walker

Stand Or Fall
Jul 5, 2011
3,199
Brighton
If he knows what side his bread is buttered he’ll be smashing her back doors in as we speak.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,681
After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

I get it. At first you were CROSS, then the situation turned BLACK. Now, you've nothing to lose so you might as WELL.
 


























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