My Tits

[Clothes Peg]

Right, now I've got your attention, I need to sell two tickets to see the Manic Street Preachers at the Brighton Dome for next Wed, 6th June. £50 the pair.

PM if interested

 

[Bakesy]

£50 the pair.

PM if interested

 

[Buzzer]

Right, now I've got your attention,blah blah blah

£50 the pair.PM if interested

£50 for your tits eh? Methinks you'll get a few offers.

 

[severnside gull]

I have a pair of tits in my garden. They had four hatchlings and have been teaching them to fly this week

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Dunno about your tits, but you are f***ing getting on mine.

 

[dougdeep]

I have a pair of tits in my garden. They had four hatchlings and have been teaching them to fly this week

But you can't fly.

 

[1066gull]

I'll only buy if you're going.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'll only buy if you're going.

You're quite scary.

 

[Frutos]

You're quite scary.

Quite

 

[Marshy]

210 views and only 8 replies...i knew it was too good to be true.

Didnt stop me looking just in case though

 

[John Boy]

I've texted someone who might be interested

 

[Clothes Peg]

Only reason I can't go is my boyfriend has plans for me. Sorry Aids

I'll only buy if you're going.

 

[1066gull]

Only reason I can't go is my boyfriend has plans for me. Sorry Aids

Not another NSC relationship is it?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Not another NSC relationship is it?

Not telling this time.....I've learnt my lesson!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Right, now I've got your attention,

Now that was a good one.

Move over Uncle S.

 

[NMH]

Not telling this time.....I've learnt my lesson!

No more losers then

 

[Clothes Peg]

No more losers then

I hope not.....going well so far

 

[The Wookiee]

Have you sold them yet ?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Have you sold them yet ?

Not even 1 PM!

 

[severnside gull]

I'm sure there are plenty of gentlemen on here who, every time they see you tits are slipping down a bit, will give them a quick lift.

Hopefully it wikll kindle enough interest to get you the £50 they're worth