[Football] My son was playing with my phone

[Bozza]

Right up there with "my phone was in my pocket and tweeted"...

[tweet]730514765848711168[/tweet]

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[Triggaaar]

 

[pishhead]

His Sons spelling is better, perhaps the second tweet was from his son realising his old man had been an arse!

 

[happypig]

I've texted him offering to meet up outside Truro cathedral.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I've texted him offering to meet up outside Truro cathedral.

Will he be needing a priest?

 

[sparkie]

I guess he's been signed up for a lot of online applications, and his phone is now hot with spam texts for betting opportunities, debt advice, PPI claims, and loan opportunities

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I guess he's been signed up for a lot of online applications, and his phone is now hot with spam texts for betting opportunities, debt advice, PPI claims, and loan opportunities

I hope that nobody has registered interest, on his behalf, in some charitable causes which then give you a call back.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Right up there with "my phone was in my pocket and tweeted"...

[tweet]730514765848711168[/tweet]

[tweet]730529924755427328[/tweet]

‎@peter_sutty

He's a twatty

 

[Ecosse Exile]

So I take it some makems offered to accept his invitation haha, what a dick

 

[BBassic]

Oh dear, oh dear.

 

[dazzer6666]

Some great replies on there

https://twitter.com/peter_sutty/status/730514765848711168?lang=en

 

[Fungus]

I've texted him offering to meet up outside Truro cathedral.

On my way there now...

 

[Keith Patel]

Seems like his Son's got previous for pissing about on his Dad's phone

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[Worthingite]

Is this what [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is going to be like at half ten tomorrow night after a night on the Cider??

 

[Bozza]

Is this what [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is going to be like at half ten tomorrow night after a night on the Cider??

[MENTION=236]Papa Lazarou[/MENTION] feels we should be starting our "warm-up" at lunchtime. If that's the case, I'll be like that well before kick-off.

 

[Triggaaar]

Looks like he'll be getting another new sim card.

@Papa Lazarou feels we should be starting our "warm-up" at lunchtime. If that's the case, I'll be like that well before kick-off.

You'll be kicking off before kick-off?

 

[8ace]

Seems like his Son's got previous for pissing about on his Dad's phone

[tweet]703592404306280448[/tweet]

What's he going to do, butter a slice of bread for them

 

[Fungus]

What's he going to do, butter a slice of bread for them

Apart from the language, it would be a funny spoof. BTW, I notice it's a different phone number on this one.

 

[Dick Head]

I've texted him offering to play Newcastle instead of Wednesday tomorrow.

 

[sparkie]

This is beyond comedy.

Gets pissed.
Tweets something he shouldn't and includes phone number.
Blames son.
Gets new sim card.

Repeats.