My NEW job SELLING fruit and VEG at peoples DOORS

[Gwylan]

I need to contact you EARNEST... I noticed that Lidl were doing a special on dirt cheap Cider.... If I re label the bottles I can make a fortune selling this stuff to Cider Toffs who think they are getting an artisanal beverage...we could go in to business together?

All joking aside, this has actually happened with chocolate with loads of hipsters paying top dollar for recycled commercial bars.

http://thehustle.co/the-mast-brothers-chocolate-scam

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Does MABLE know about this?

Mr SILK might not be too happy.

But Dr YAWNER will be pleased you are cutting down his waiting room times.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Does MABLE know about this?

Mr SILK might not be too happy.

But Dr YAWNER will be pleased you are cutting down his waiting room times.

Meaningless

 

[vegster]

All joking aside, this has actually happened with chocolate with loads of hipsters paying top dollar for recycled commercial bars.

http://thehustle.co/the-mast-brothers-chocolate-scam

Interesting article although I can only get the gist of it as lots of the diction is unintelligible, what is/are " Bro Brothers "...?

 

[Gwylan]

Interesting article although I can only get the gist of it as lots of the diction is unintelligible, what is/are " Bro Brothers "...?

God knows. I only got the gist too - I don't speak hipster.

 

[Simster]

Does MABLE know about this?

Mr SILK might not be too happy.

But Dr YAWNER will be pleased you are cutting down his waiting room times.

Eh?

Pointless post. You obviously don't get it so why bother at all?

 

[grummitts gloves]

ENrest, I know of a little spring in Peckham. Fancy selling some water to go with your veg?

 

[The Birdman]

You will have to compete with the new Tesco in Walnut Park Haywards Heath opened to day and gave all customers a small jute shopping bag.

the Bag said I love Haywards Heath Crossaints 10p more exspesive than Sainsbury Express and they are smaller.

 

[skipper734]

Meaningless

Not to me. Only they've probably been dead for years. Should I be worried that I know what HB&B is on about?

 

[vegster]

Eh?

Pointless post. You obviously don't get it so why bother at all?

Put Hove,Bald and Unread on ignore like I did years ago, you won't regret it.

 

[El Presidente]

You obviously don't get it so why bother at all?

Are we talking about his weekly column again?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Put me down for a couple of boxes of your ORGASMIC VEG ENREST. I like a good SALDE.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

They called him Ernie
And he drove the fasted veg-cart in the West ...

I love the way Ernie does these contra posts in good taste - I was half expecting him to come on here asking where he might get a Fiat 500 respray on the QT - but the boy has strong moral fibre - keep it up lad.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I get all my fruit & veg (and eggs, jam and flowers) free of charge.
Whilst driving my van through the villages of Devon & Cornwall many cottages have a nice display outside their front gate, all they want is some money in the honesty box.
But as I am often short of change, I don't.

Another money saving tip... When the poppy appeal is on just throw in a few coppers, the man thinks you've put a couple of quid in and you get a cheap poppy!