My mum is cleaning out my closet......

[Basil Fawlty]

No not the Eminem song, my mum is having a tidy up and she has just found a old Valentine card from my old girlfriend Becky from Stevenage, yes Stevenage folks. I couldn't even remember it was in there.

Ok now folks the point of this thread is, what did you find old when you cleaned out your closet?

 

[Big Jim]

No not the Eminem song, my mum is having a tidy up and she has just found a old Valentine card from my old girlfriend Becky from Stevenage, yes Stevenage folks. I couldn't even remember it was in there.

Ok now folks the point of this thread is, what did you find old when you cleaned out your closet?

oh FU_CK, I thouht you were going to say stick mags.

 

[dougdeep]

What's a closet?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What's a closet?

A closet is like a cupboard, or a drawer.

 

[JJ McClure]

Do you live in America?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Do you live in America?

No I do not live America, I just thought the song by Eminem would be appropriate for the thread title!

 

[supaseagull]

No not the Eminem song, my mum is having a tidy up and she has just found a old Valentine card from my old girlfriend Becky from Stevenage, yes Stevenage folks. I couldn't even remember it was in there.

Ok now folks the point of this thread is, what did you find old when you cleaned out your closet?

ironically, I found my girlfriend in my closet - she'd been there for 17 years and smelt really bad

 

[JJ McClure]

Riiiiiight. Also how can it be like a cupboard or a draw? Surely cupboards and draws are two totally different things. Or am I just being penickety?

 

[Frutos]

I could probably make some kind of joke about things coming out of closets, but I'll leave that to people's imaginations...

 

[vulture]

No not the Eminem song, my mum is having a tidy up and she has just found a old Valentine card from my old girlfriend Becky from Stevenage, yes Stevenage folks. I couldn't even remember it was in there.

Ok now folks the point of this thread is, what did you find old when you cleaned out your closet?

Have you come out at last then ape boy.Think for your first trip to revenge that Robin outfit will get you a sore arse

 

[Beach Hut]

This thread is all the wonderful reasons why it is so good Basil is back !

I wonder what Ernest has in his closet?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This thread is all the wonderful reasons why it is so good Basil is back !

I wonder what Ernest has in his closet?

Hey Beachy, how did your team get on this season?

 

[vulture]

This thread is all the wonderful reasons why it is so good Basil is back !

I wonder what Ernest has in his closet?

Copies of Beach Hut does Dale Winton and Julian Clary

 

[Beach Hut]

Hey Beachy, how did your team get on this season?

Well we still have two games to play and down to 12 players so sh1te - lost 7 nil today as they don't seem to be interested

 

[Beach Hut]

Copies of Beach Hut does Dale Winton and Julian Clary

Clary possibly but Dale is not my type

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well we still have two games to play and down to 12 players so sh1te - lost 7 nil today as they don't seem to be interested

HUT OUT!!! Where are you in the league?

 

[Les Biehn]

I could probably make some kind of joke about things coming out of closets, but I'll leave that to people's imaginations...

If you look at this thread I think you will find no one in this country will be coming out of a closet. A wardrobe perhaps.

Mind you, 'Is he coming out of the wardrobe' doesn't really have the same ring.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Well we still have two games to play and down to 12 players so sh1te - lost 7 nil today as they don't seem to be interested

My lad (Seagulls U15) seems to have lost interest also.

It is a strange age where other things seem more important - girls, gigs, parties and even GCSE coursework...

 

[Beach Hut]

10th out of 11

I need more players as they are basically complacent as they know there is no competition for places.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

10th out of 11

I need more players as they are basically complacent as they know there is no competition for places.

What positions do you need?