My dogs arse.

[Stat Brother]

And we're back.

The downside being he's lying on the floor stretched out against the sofa parallel to me.

The only upside is I'm watching Shaun of the Dead, so he is making it quite atmospheric.

 

[fire&skill]

I've got a Border Terrier that is sixteen years old. He is rotting from the inside and the smell that comes out of his mouth is far worse than anything that's come from the other end. On a camping trip last year I shared a 'room' with him. All the time he lay still it was fine, but at one point he shifted in his bed and let out a little gasp. The sudden impact of the waft was so great that I thought I'd messed the bed.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Lucky it's a slow news day, or else I wouldn't be able to report this too the masses.

One of my dogs is farting almost on the minute, every minute.
It's toxic here @ Stat Towers.
I'm even too frightened to turn the lights on, for fear of combustion.

Hahaha

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Dog Farting Like Crazy!!! (Try not to laugh) - YouTube

 

[Arthritic Toe]

My dog was up on the sofa with my mother-in-law, when the disgusting animal let out an absolute stinker. Then the dog farted too.