My car keeps stalling, anyone know why?

[Hungry Joe]

This thread is turning out to be far more entertaining than I thought it would.

 

[Bozza]

It wasn't this chap...

...doing this, was it?

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[Insel affe]

is this what happens .............?

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[The Grockle]

Idle valve regualtor faulty?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I've got a mate in Australia who will probably take it off your hands. In fact he'll probably offer you more than the car's worth.

 

[Austin "Forster" Powers]

In case you were looking for a serious answer can you tell me what car it is, fuel type, engine size and age etc. I may be able to help

 

[Insel affe]

In case you were looking for a serious answer can you tell me what car it is, fuel type, engine size and age etc. I may be able to help

Caucasian,Bacardi Breezer,34d,22,goes like the clappers but tends to choke in reverse

 

[Notters]

In case you were looking for a serious answer can you tell me what car it is, fuel type, engine size and age etc. I may be able to help

Check out the title of the andy whing thread!

 

[Austin "Forster" Powers]

doh

 

[7:18]

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

wouldnt it be off then on again?

 

[magoo]

I've transfer listed the wife many times but she can never agree personal terms.

By the looks of those SLUT SHOES i'd say she's more than happy to agree personal terms

 

[Hungry Joe]

By the looks of those SLUT SHOES i'd say she's more than happy to agree personal terms

The damn shoes haven't arrived yet. I get sweaty just thinking about them.

To all who have offered 'sensible' advice in good faith not realising the sillyness of the thread a hearty thank you. If I ever decide to drive again I'm sure some of it will come in useful.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

WD40 may be worth a try.

 

[Hungry Joe]

WD40 may be worth a try.

That might pass for lubrication in your house DKM but I'll stick to Durex Play all the same thanks.

 

[NMH]

Damp in the carb.
The float has sunk.
The jets are clogged.

These are all explanations that mechanics trip off their tongues with a resigned ease, and make a path to them charging you a fortune.