[Politics] Musk (real life Bond villain planning world domination) needs a thread.

[clapham_gull]

To add balance to your comment he has had well publicised neck surgery and I'd imagine he is painkiller'd up to the max.

To add balance to your comment he received the injury during a sumo wrestling fight.

Complete fruitcake who should nowhere near public office.

 

[Sirnormangall]

He's off his tits

Call me old fashioned but his attire seems to be a tad disrespectful for a White House appearance

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Call me old fashioned but his attire seems to be a tad disrespectful for a White House appearance

Why isn't he wearing a suit?

 

[SouthSaxon]

Hasn’t this been obvious for months? I mean, look at the man!

“CHAINSAW!!”

 

[Greg Bobkin]

To add balance to your comment he received the injury during a sumo wrestling fight.

Complete fruitcake who should nowhere near public office.

To add clarity to this thread, are you talking to yourself and are you painkillered up to the max?!

 

[clapham_gull]

(To add clarity to this thread, are you talking to yourself and are you painkillered up to the max?!

I've only been painkillered up to max once, for an odd reason.

I got influenza so bad (with secondary infections) they had to put me on painkillers. I was off work for three weeks.

Now having been at University in Manchester (when it was known as Madchester) I was used to being "off my tits" but not to the extent I was during those lost three weeks. I subsequently discovered I'm quite sensitive to certain medications.

I was doing an after work Masters at the time at London University and apparently I went in to do my mock exams and told them I couldn't and returned home. I have zero recognition of doing that.

Flu vaccine changed everything for me and for those vaccine resistance out there, two fingers - I'd drink them for breakfast.

 

[raymondo]

 

[Greg Bobkin]

The whole 'world domination' thing has hit a minor bump in the road, then?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

The whole 'world domination' thing has hit a minor bump in the road, then?

All part of the Masterplan.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

You can bet your last bitcoin that Musk’s shiner the other day wasn’t from his son, as claimed.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

You can bet your last bitcoin that Musk’s shiner the other day wasn’t from his son, as claimed.

Maybe it was from an X?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

“Stop adhering to the principles of the free market, communists!”

If Trump had a 90-day returns policy on the Tesla, he's better act pretty sharpish...

(I\m clearly taking the piss. As if he paid a cent for it!)

 

[Cordwainer]

If Trump had a 90-day returns policy on the Tesla, he's better act pretty sharpish...

(I\m clearly taking the piss. As if he paid a cent for it!)

So it turns out after all, that everything is not actually computer.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

It’s impossible for poor Elon to win this one, bless his little CPU.

If he’s got anything compromising on Trump, people will be asking why he sat on the information for 6 months whilst actively being complicit in his schemes.

They absolutely deserve each other, it’s beautiful.

 

[GT49er]

Needs a thread? More like he needs, in the words of an eminent Edinburgh High Court judge two or three centuries ago - 'Aye, ye're a verry clever man, nay doubt. I'm thinking, ye'll be none the worse for a guid hanging'.

OK, not an option these days - but which archaic US states would Musk be well advised to avoid if Uncle Donald sends out 'suggestions' to the governor?