murder

[Race]

been watching rosemary and thyme on telly all week and there has been at least 10 murders. i can't believe these two haven't been quizzed or come under the suspicion of the local fuzz. i reckon they are a couple of serial killers and are going around, fitting people up, to cover their grisly tracks. i, for one, haven't fallen for it in the slightest and am going to write to the head of scotland yard to air my concerns before another innocent gardener cops a visit from these green-fingered harridans

 

[Simster]

What baffles me is not how the charming Midsomer villages also seem to be murder hotbeds, but that said villages are also home to a UNIVERSITY.

Is there also a university in a cluster of villages in the heart of say Herefordshire that I've never heard of?

 

[essbee]

Simster,

It's a University where they specialise in U/G programmes and research in
illusion. Ali Bongo is Alumni. So is Paul Daniels although he only got a Third
Class.

 

[Simster]

Simster,

It's a University where they specialise in U/G programmes and research in
illusion. Ali Bongo is Alumni. So is Paul Daniels although he only got a Third
Class.

I'm guessing he met Debbie McGhee on freshers week. I bet he got sloppy tenths after she'd shagged half of theatre design, but she realised he was on the road to being a millionaire so stuck with him.

 

[essbee]

......I won't have a bad word said about Debbie McGhee........

Oh go on then!

 

[essbee]

I also heard that Paul Daniels 'piece de resistance' was to pull a "hare" out of his underpants!

 

[Badger]

I'm guessing he met Debbie McGhee on freshers week. I bet he got sloppy tenths after she'd shagged half of theatre design, but she realised he was on the road to being a millionaire so stuck with him.

Debbie McGhee would surely have only been a young child then, that opens up a whole different can of worms