Most stupid comment ever?

[Trotster]

We all seem to know someone who, at one time or another, has said something really stupid.

What NSC'ers stupidity really made you laugh?

I like Fatboys comments about Battenburg cake best....'Its like a bristol city shirt, only pink and yellow...and you can eat it'

Bournemouth away - 2003

 

[Trotster]

Obviously I am excluded from this

 

[The Large One]

Obviously I am excluded from this

Well, that's end of this thread, then.

 

[Marc]

"are you the one that does the 'Predict The Wage' thing?"

me sometime on an away trip talking to Artois, I meant the Blues obviously

 

[Easy 10]

"So what do you do for a living then ?"

(mate of mine in a bar in Gran Canaria, chatting to a prostitute)

 

[saltash seagull]

"So what do you do for a living then ?"

(mate of mine in a bar in Gran Canaria, chatting to a prostitute)

a mate of yours easy! i think we've all tried that 1 before hahahaaha

 

[jmc]

some silly bint asked me what a PORK looks like!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Quite topical- Brian Moore to Kevin Keegan

"So Kevin, do you back David Batty to score this penalty, yes or no?"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Classic Harts Shirt:

Will Packham played well.


(it was Michel Kuipers - easily confused).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Another KK moment:

"well Brian, there's only one team going to win this now, and that's England"

*seconds before Romania's late winner goes in*

 

[Gwylan]

"Better luck next season, Brighton"

 

[saltash seagull]

Quite topical- Brian Moore to Kevin Keegan

"So Kevin, do you back David Batty to score this penalty, yes or no?"

the same kevin keegan that had said in the group matches of the same tournement

"there is only gonna be one winner here england"

just before dan petresc scored a very late romania winner

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"That Marcel Desailly's what we used to call a lazy f*****g thick n****r"



And from another plentiful source....

"the worst two teams will be in this play off final"

and

"we had more shots on target than them"

 

[Spicy]

Not footie related but in a conversation with a friend I said;

"I don't really think giving chocolate to a friend is a proper birthday present."

"I've bought her chocolate" said the friend.

Ok back away slowly .................................................

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"why isn't this damn hand drier chucking any hot air out?"

(me, standing with hands under a paper towel dispenser)

 

[Spicy]

I met someone in a street from work once sporting a very black eye. Jokingly I said, "What's the matter your old man been knocking you about?" "No", she replies, "he died last week". I spent the next half an hour sympathising and feeling really guilty.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I still can't get over our friend Richie announcing that he intends naming one of his future children after the committee that decided how many indoor lavatories are needed in a council house.

And that's stretching my mind back only to yesterday.

 

[Mendoza]

mark macghee also said "if we dont win the playoffs, we'll still be in division 2"
as it turned out we did win them and we did get promoted

 

[Yorkie]

"Better luck next season, Brighton"

I love it. Just think how long he took to make that banner.

 

[Wilko]

We all seem to know someone who, at one time or another, has said something really stupid.

What NSC'ers stupidity really made you laugh?

I like Fatboys comments about Battenburg cake best....'Its like a bristol city shirt, only pink and yellow...and you can eat it'

Bournemouth away - 2003

Surely you mean Bristol Rovers ??