Most Silliest Disco Lyric

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about this one, possibly the most crass lyrics in the history of mankind - from Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

Beggars belief really

 

[Cian]

How about this one, possibly the most crass lyrics in the history of mankind - from Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

Beggars belief really

Bono sung them, right?

Either he had to be heavily persuaded to sing them, or refused to. One or the other

 

[chips and gravy]

No song will ever have lyrics stupider than

Des'ree - Life

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)


Complete and utter hatstand.

I was going to post this, but couldn't remember the song. I remember wincing at the lines about seeing a ghost and eating a piece of toast though!