Most Silliest Disco Lyric

[Parson Henry]

Hues Corporation...'Rock down on the inside'

Galaxy....'Dancing Tight..Feelin alright'

How do you do these things?

 

[smudge]

We're gonna ringa ranga dong for a holiday.

Who did that crap Dutch rap of Maddona's Holiday?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not exactly 'disco', more 'crap wedding reception' but...

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on



Groovy!

 

[Jam The Man]

We're gonna ringa ranga dong for a holiday.

Who did that crap Dutch rap of Maddona's Holiday?

Holiday Rap by DJ Sven & MC Miker G!

 

[Jam The Man]

Cracking line in Carl Douglas' classic Kung Fu Fighting

The first two lines are fine...

"Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
those jerks were fast as lightning"

Then it gets spoilt by...

"In fact it was a little bit fright'ning"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Jam...its those "Cats" were fast as lightning wasn't it?

How about

Hands up
Baby Hands up
Give me your love
gimee gimee your love
gimee gimee

Ottowan?

 

[chips and gravy]

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music loud
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down and boogie and play that funky music till you die

At least that's what it sounds like! Please tell me someone I'm wrong

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Classic bunny-boiler line from MAYA - FEEL IT vs TAMPERER

'(What's) she gonna look like with a chimney on her'

 

[Jam The Man]

Jam...its those "Cats" were fast as lightning wasn't it?


Answer yes, over!

 

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"Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
those jerks were fast as lightning"

I never knew it said that.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Not strictly disco, but this was a disco classic in the mid 1970s ... David Bowie's Young American's with the immortal line:

Mama's got cramps, and look at your hands ache

 

[Easy 10]

Not disco either, but I can't help wincing when I hear:

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

 

[The Large One]

Not disco (although now I think of it, Donna Summer did a version of it) from McArthur Park:

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
Cos it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again

 

[Pevenseagull]

Classic bunny-boiler line from MAYA - FEEL IT vs TAMPERER

'(What's) she gonna look like with a chimney on her'

I think we have a winner


somewhat off piste but the most stupid song line ever has to be from 'Jailbreak' by Thin Lizzy. Namely:

"Tonight there's gonna be a Jailbreak, somewhere in this town'

(my guess is at the jail - good job Phil was a celtic rocker, not a crime fighter)

 

[Cian]

Not disco either, but I can't help wincing when I hear:

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Damn, you beat me to it

That entire track makes no sense though

"Its a passion, oooooh, its a passion, you can feel it in the air" ??

 

[aftershavedave]

Classic bunny-boiler line from MAYA - FEEL IT vs TAMPERER

'(What's) she gonna look like with a chimney on her'

never could understand that one...

 

[Cian]

never could understand that one...

Chimney = black eye

Slang never crossed the atlantic, unfortunately the song did though.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

No song will ever have lyrics stupider than

Des'ree - Life

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)


Complete and utter hatstand.

 

[aftershavedave]

Chimney = black eye

Slang never crossed the atlantic, unfortunately the song did though.

thought it had something to do with cocksucking...that's how i explained it to madame afters...oh well!

 

[smudge]

Holiday Rap by DJ Sven & MC Miker G!

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