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Most irritating advert



Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,201
at home
mine is the advert for the Toyota

"So what did you say you did"

"I didn't"

WELL FECK OFF YOU CONCEITED PRICK - and your car is a horrible box


and relax
 






Beeneys gloves

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,467
Anything with Jamie "look at me, Im a ****" Oliver in it and a number of hair adverts where woman has orgasm in the bath and dopey bloke stands outside :angry:
 




JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,292
Hassocks
Most irritating is surely any advert by the Halifax, especially if it includes that specy twat singing.
 






Hannibal smith

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,216
Kenilworth
I could be here all day;

1. 'In space there is no up or down' You What? You telling me Shaving is like being in space? Which bright spark sat around in a meeting and said 'Gillete Mark 3 - I've an idea, lets compare it walking on the moon, lets get that Armstrong charactor involved. Rubbish.

2. Evian where the adults sing in kids voices to Queens 'We will Rock you' AAAAARRRGGGGHHH. The mute button goes on every time and tap waters fine thankyou.

As for Good adverts I love the Nivea for Men adverts on Talksport.
 


Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,392
Brighton
Car adverts in general annoy me.

Like that "Do you speak Micra" rubbish...

"Simpology, simple technology"

"Shuless, Shit and usless, do you speak micra?"
 




JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,292
Hassocks
halifax_howard.jpg



****!
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Any one seen the Abforce advert ??

"actually I'm wearing one right now ! its working while I'm working"

the look on her face gets me everytime :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 






Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,392
Brighton
118 - 118 is a great advert...I saw 2 people dressed up as those guys outside churchill sq. the other day...I shouted "got your number!" to them. They replied by jogging round me and doing press ups. Top blokes.
:lol:
 


Herne Hill Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,989
Galicia
Think yourselves lucky, all. Spanish TV ad breaks go on for literally fifteen minutes - it doesn't seem to have occured to anyone at the telly companies that everybody goes off to get dinner/drink/laid while they're on, so they don't get seen.

Personally I hated those ads for a people carrier with Gryff Rhys-Jones in them - the Zafira or something was it? Seems to be something about cars that brings out the worst in advertisers.

Best of all time of course, has to be the Ambassador's Reception ad for Ferrero Rocher - it was a dark day when that was withdrawn. I quite like the Pot Noodle ads now - they're a laugh.
 


zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
23,520
Sussex, by the sea
Im with Dave on this one . . . .friggin toyota ad

although honourable mentions must go to anything with 118 in it, anything by the leaching scum that are known as Halifax.

the Nike musical chairs ad on sky was actually mildly amusing first time round :D
 




Beeneys gloves

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,467
Good advert is the one for 5 live with the commentators taking the mic Eminem style.

Agree with Hannibal that shaving one is toss and that Halifax bloke is far too big for his boots aswell
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,534
Lancing
I hate these compensation culture adverts like

" Did you fall over a payment 8 years ago and split your toe nail, let us sue the council for you "

The accident group and others.

Its all about easy money. Compensation culture in general is " I am not capable of making my own decisions in life and sticking with them and if anything goes wrong its aways someone else's fault. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
20,268
super nova said:
I dont know about most irritating, but i like the fosters one where the mans doing a bungy jump and a crocodile bites his head.

No! Boo! It's just a cheap Aussie rip-off of the Tango adverts!
 






Brady's Old Lady

New member
Jul 21, 2003
322
Brighton
Anything promoting hair products - That's 'cos I'm bald!!

All of the recent John Smiths ads with Peter Kaye in are good. Especially the one where he want's to put his mum (55) in an old peoples home so he can put a snooker table in her room!!

Still wouldn't persuade me to drink the stuff though!!
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Sky Sports Football advert with Elton John...ARE YOU READY? - WHAT?..we've been playing for 3 weeks already ya tosser!
 


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