Hot on the heels of crappy spectator sports, how about most exciting. I vote for "dwarf throwing" described as :
Dwarf-tossing, which probably originated in either the United States or Australia is a bar attraction (some consider it a sport; some consider it barbaric) where dwarfs wearing special padded clothing are thrown onto mattresses by patrons who compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term "dwarf throwing" is sometimes used.
Dwarf-tossing, which probably originated in either the United States or Australia is a bar attraction (some consider it a sport; some consider it barbaric) where dwarfs wearing special padded clothing are thrown onto mattresses by patrons who compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. The term "dwarf throwing" is sometimes used.