Most annoying sounds at a match

[NMH]

Bloody Bahrain, there's some wanker chanting over a snake-charmer instrument and toms, through a tannoy for the whole game. It's as annoying as hell.

"hullaaaayy walhallaaayy jelllaaaa gahhallaaay hee-eeyyy" .

I have a feeling they have weapons of mass destruction, and should get a good bombing with high-tech missiles, just to be sure they haven't.

 

[Icy Gull]

People talking about their interesting colleagues and hilarious office stories, in loud voices, during a game which they apparently have no interest in watching .

 

[Everest]

The oppo fans cheering a goal. Wankers

 

[sullyupthewing]

farting

 

[Yorkie]

People moaning and calling our players lazy etc etc

 

[WATFORD O]

Bloody Bahrain, there's some wanker chanting over a snake-charmer instrument and toms, through a tannoy for the whole game. It's as annoying as hell.

"hullaaaayy walhallaaayy jelllaaaa gahhallaaay hee-eeyyy" .

I have a feeling they have weapons of mass destruction, and should get a good bombing with high-tech missiles, just to be sure they haven't.

I actually quite liked all that wailing!

 

[Ccider]

The sound of silence.

 

[Stinky Kat]

music after goals

 

[robbied69]

People talking about their interesting colleagues and hilarious office stories, in loud voices, during a game which they apparently have no interest in watching .

You should go to an Arsenal game mate. Its full of people like that who think football is just a fad.

The most irratating thing at footie for me, is when I go to see Leeds play away, I'm always sitting near an African guy who loves to bang his drum for 90 mins.

 

[Chicken Run]

People Moaning about other people leaving early

 

[Ccider]

I'm always sitting near an African guy who loves to bang his drum for 90 mins.

Splurt!

 

[Kent Seagull]

Any pillock shouting eagles

 

[Seagullible]

'EASY! EASY!'

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Going back a few years, but Alan Ball shouting at his team (Exeter at the Goldstone was it?)

Jeez did that man have an annoying high pitched whine...

 

[Uncle Buck]

People squaring up to you for daring to have a different opinion to theirs.

 

[Bwian]

All that singing-keeps me awake.

 

[clapham_gull]

People talking about their interesting colleagues and hilarious office stories, in loud voices, during a game which they apparently have no interest in watching .

Spot on. I sat in front of someone who talked the about EXACTLY the same drivel they had posted on here the week before.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Women talking about football as if they understand whats going on. We all know women will never fully understand the beautiful game. They should stick to being the roasties and nothing else.

 

[Grendel]

My mate saying "Give us a chip" tends to wind me up.

 

[magoo]

Women talking about football as if they understand whats going on. We all know women will never fully understand the beautiful game. They should stick to being the roasties and nothing else.

or following on from that are women that have been going for a while and shouting things that they've heard other people shout such as "CLOSE HIM DOWN! CLOSE HIM DOWN!"