Morris Dancers

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

To my mind they are the embodiment of all things CHISLEPOP.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Must admit, if fertility rites have to be observed in the form of dance routines, I prefer the one in The Wicker Man where a load of naked birds get in a circle and take turns jumping over an open fire. Paganism rocks.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Must admit, if fertility rites have to be observed in the form of dance routines, I prefer the one in The Wicker Man where a load of naked birds get in a circle and take turns jumping over an open fire. Paganism rocks.

The Britt Ekland slap her arse against the wall fertility dance seemed to work for me.