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Morning all! It's derby day!







Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
We MUST outsing them if nothing else

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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,937
Surrey
Here's a made up joke for you:

Q: What have Clinton Morrisson and Andy Johnson got in common?
A: Neither of them are going to the World Cup.


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paulie

New member
Jul 27, 2004
893
Simster said:
Here's a made up joke for you:

Q: What have Clinton Morrisson and Andy Johnson got in common?
A: They are both going to score against you clueless muppets.


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Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,873
tokyo
Simster said:
Here's a made up joke for you:

Q: What have Clinton Morrisson and Andy Johnson got in common?
A: Neither of them are going to the World Cup.


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That`s good. :lolol:

You could also answer that they`re both C:censored: ts, which is equally as true. Maybe not as funny though.
 


paulie

New member
Jul 27, 2004
893
Here's something for the likes of Brovian and Tony Meola to ponder. Both have been very vocal about Palace's poor form this year. A bit rich coming from a shower with ONE win this year. Palace last four games:

Preston - 1 goal
Sheff W - 2
QPR - 3
Cov - 4
Scum - could it be that magic number?
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
paulie said:
Here's something for the likes of Brovian and Tony Meola to ponder. Both have been very vocal about Palace's poor form this year. A bit rich coming from a shower with ONE win this year. Palace last four games:

Preston - 1 goal
Sheff W - 2
QPR - 3
Cov - 4
Scum - could it be that magic number?

if you can only managed 5 then you really must be bad

am just debating whether to go into college or not - bugger it, i think it is a pub job
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
31,382
Bexhill-on-Sea
Simster said:
Here's a made up joke for you:

Q: What have Clinton Morrisson and Andy Johnson got in common?

Women's genitalia:

One's got Clitoris in his name the other is just a !!!!


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Brovion

Totes Amazeballs
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
20,304
paulie said:
Here's something for the likes of Brovian and Tony Meola to ponder. Both have been very vocal about Palace's poor form this year. ....
Eh? I think you must be confusing me with someone else. Where have I been 'vocal about Palace's poor form?' Easy mistake to make I suppose when you're pig-ignorant Palace scum so no offence taken. ;)

I've said the opposite - because you're the bigger club and are in the better form I expect you to win, indeed a narrow defeat would be a moral victory for us. (Although I'd prefer a real one).
 




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